Oh, here's my idea for a new sitcom:
Charlie Sheen, Kadhafi and Rod Blagojevich are roommates.
The rest writes itself. It'd be fucking golden!
She growls?! You made her so she growls?!
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2011 5:09:19 am PST #25916 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Calli - Mar 02, 2011 5:11:40 am PST #25917 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The Greek word meaning "young" is neo/nea/neos, depending on gender.
Hence "neonatal."
In other news, I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers. The spammer's target audience has a way more interesting life than I do.
flea - Mar 02, 2011 5:16:55 am PST #25918 of 30001
information libertarian
Wait, Charlie Sheen's toddlers were living in his house until a couple of weeks ago? Well, maybe some of the hookers babysit.
Fetus is derived from the latin; the root word (also "fetus") means "offspring." The IE stem means "to grow, to come into being."
Jesse - Mar 02, 2011 5:18:42 am PST #25919 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait, Charlie Sheen's toddlers were living in his house until a couple of weeks ago?
Yeah, that's horrifying. I'm hoping there's at least one actual nanny?
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2011 5:21:40 am PST #25920 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, maybe some of the hookers babysit.
Yeah, they did. According to Sheen, anyway.
Also, a porn star.
Gudanov - Mar 02, 2011 5:27:32 am PST #25921 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
How do you determine which hookers will be acceptable babysitters? I mean you probably don't want a crack whore. I don't know why this isn't covered in parenting books.
Steph L. - Mar 02, 2011 5:27:46 am PST #25922 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers.
In the same spam? That's awesome!
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2011 5:30:36 am PST #25923 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
omg a friend just posted on fb about some jackholes in Ohio who have called a fetus as a witness in a trial about abortion, something about saying the fetus has full rights when the first heartbeat is detected. NOT ENOUGH RAGE IN THE WORLD.
Jon worked himself up this morning about Perry's "emergency" legislation to make sure women get a sonogram, hear a heartbeat and know whether or not the fetus has limbs before having an abortion.5 minutes after the story ended he was still fuming.
University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point has a counseling group program, Stevens Point and Wisconsin Rapids have First Choice counseling, baby products etc.
baby products? Are they made from real babies?
And now, to counteract all the bad, I bring you Paula Deen riding things. [link] You're welcome.
Jessica - Mar 02, 2011 5:32:42 am PST #25924 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Automobiles go hither and yon, wherever and whenever the driver desires, without timetables.
I have three words for him: alternate side parking.
Gudanov - Mar 02, 2011 5:33:13 am PST #25925 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers.
Gives new meaning to the term shooting-up I suppose.