Well, maybe some of the hookers babysit.
Yeah, they did. According to Sheen, anyway.
Also, a porn star.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2011 5:21:40 am PST #25920 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Gudanov - Mar 02, 2011 5:27:32 am PST #25921 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
How do you determine which hookers will be acceptable babysitters? I mean you probably don't want a crack whore. I don't know why this isn't covered in parenting books.
Steph L. - Mar 02, 2011 5:27:46 am PST #25922 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers.
In the same spam? That's awesome!
Daisy Jane - Mar 02, 2011 5:30:36 am PST #25923 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
omg a friend just posted on fb about some jackholes in Ohio who have called a fetus as a witness in a trial about abortion, something about saying the fetus has full rights when the first heartbeat is detected. NOT ENOUGH RAGE IN THE WORLD.
Jon worked himself up this morning about Perry's "emergency" legislation to make sure women get a sonogram, hear a heartbeat and know whether or not the fetus has limbs before having an abortion.5 minutes after the story ended he was still fuming.
University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point has a counseling group program, Stevens Point and Wisconsin Rapids have First Choice counseling, baby products etc.
baby products? Are they made from real babies?
And now, to counteract all the bad, I bring you Paula Deen riding things. [link] You're welcome.
Jessica - Mar 02, 2011 5:32:42 am PST #25924 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Automobiles go hither and yon, wherever and whenever the driver desires, without timetables.
I have three words for him: alternate side parking.
Gudanov - Mar 02, 2011 5:33:13 am PST #25925 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers.
Gives new meaning to the term shooting-up I suppose.
flea - Mar 02, 2011 5:34:51 am PST #25926 of 30001
information libertarian
The question is, did that spam email come from Charlie Sheen, or Gaddafi?
Jesse - Mar 02, 2011 5:36:53 am PST #25927 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, Paula Deen Riding things made me laugh SO HARD. Also, holy crap, this picture is real: [link]
Hil R. - Mar 02, 2011 5:50:16 am PST #25928 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
A bit of random googling of family names and places last night found me a book on Google Books that seems to be some kind of record of the Jewish community in southern Germany, and while I can't read the whole thing (I can sometimes kind of fake my way through reading German, but this is with the old Gothic font where I can barely figure out the letters), I found one place where it lists donations to various charities, and my grandmother's grandfather's father gave some money to "the needy in the Holy Land" in 1867 or so. I wonder why they kept records of that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 02, 2011 5:52:18 am PST #25929 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wait, Charlie Sheen's toddlers were living in his house until a couple of weeks ago? Well, maybe some of the hookers babysit.
Before Child Services intervened I actually thought to myself, "Well, at least the twentysomething pornstars now living with him might provide the kids with some much-needed stability."