Automobiles go hither and yon, wherever and whenever the driver desires, without timetables.
I have three words for him: alternate side parking.
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 02, 2011 5:32:42 am PST #25924 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Gudanov - Mar 02, 2011 5:33:13 am PST #25925 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I just got spam offering me heroin (liquid or crystal) and rocket launchers.
Gives new meaning to the term shooting-up I suppose.
flea - Mar 02, 2011 5:34:51 am PST #25926 of 30001
information libertarian
The question is, did that spam email come from Charlie Sheen, or Gaddafi?
Jesse - Mar 02, 2011 5:36:53 am PST #25927 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, Paula Deen Riding things made me laugh SO HARD. Also, holy crap, this picture is real: [link]
Hil R. - Mar 02, 2011 5:50:16 am PST #25928 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
A bit of random googling of family names and places last night found me a book on Google Books that seems to be some kind of record of the Jewish community in southern Germany, and while I can't read the whole thing (I can sometimes kind of fake my way through reading German, but this is with the old Gothic font where I can barely figure out the letters), I found one place where it lists donations to various charities, and my grandmother's grandfather's father gave some money to "the needy in the Holy Land" in 1867 or so. I wonder why they kept records of that.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 02, 2011 5:52:18 am PST #25929 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wait, Charlie Sheen's toddlers were living in his house until a couple of weeks ago? Well, maybe some of the hookers babysit.
Before Child Services intervened I actually thought to myself, "Well, at least the twentysomething pornstars now living with him might provide the kids with some much-needed stability."
Calli - Mar 02, 2011 5:58:10 am PST #25930 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
In the same spam?
Yes. I guess after you blow up the village you take heroin to make yourself feel better about it.
The question is, did that spam email come from Charlie Sheen, or Gaddafi?
The email address was gmcchicago@comcast.net. Should I alert Mayor Rahm?
Also, holy crap, this picture is real
I think the glass of red wine really makes that photo perfect.
sumi - Mar 02, 2011 5:58:25 am PST #25931 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
I can't tell you how pissed off I was that they pulled the new episode of Detroit 187 for yet another interview with Charlie Sheen.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2011 6:09:26 am PST #25932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
...he’s using a pair of old-fashion dog tongs on the dog. Dog tongs were kept in churches in Britain up to about 100 years ago, to remove dogs who fought or otherwise misbehaved during services. This set comes from a Welsh place of worship once attended by many shepherds’ dogs.
Hil R. - Mar 02, 2011 6:10:37 am PST #25933 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Dogs went to church?