I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.

Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2011 7:29:58 am PST #25775 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jesse, my bottle of extra-strength 650 mg Tylenol here says, 2 caplets every 6 hours, no more than 6 caplets in 24 hours.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 01, 2011 7:30:47 am PST #25776 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

This reminds me, I should thank the people at the local animal shelter. My mom's new rescue cat is slightly lame (doesn't seem to bother him, but one of his legs was broken and reset at a funny angle) and extremely clingy, therefore making him the perfect object to focus about 95% of her overprotective Crazy on.


Zenkitty - Mar 01, 2011 7:32:57 am PST #25777 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

A Rescue Pets for Neurotic Clingy People program is clearly needed. I got a couple folks I can refer.


Vortex - Mar 01, 2011 7:38:35 am PST #25778 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And now she's talking about how she did a good job with her children. Which is in direct contrast to previous conversations, where she's said things like "this is my fault. If I'd been a better mother, you'd be a better daughter."

CRAZY LET ME SHOW YOU IT.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2011 7:45:06 am PST #25779 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My parents are very clear that they didn't do a good job. In fact, they told me when I was very little that they intended to do it right with my sister. More recently, they've said they'd like another shot with grandchildren.


Daisy Jane - Mar 01, 2011 7:55:26 am PST #25780 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Can someone please tell George Will that his car is not, in fact, his penis?

Also, trains are awesome. You know who likes trains? Sheldon Cooper. They are that awesome.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2011 7:55:49 am PST #25781 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was around 10, my dad would often tell me I wouldn't make a good parent. That's really the only comment about parenting I can think of. Oh yeah - my did did tell me once he was never complimented by his father, as sort of an apology for not complementing me as much as he should have.


meara - Mar 01, 2011 7:56:03 am PST #25782 of 30001

Oh, vortex. So sorry.

I am at jury duty. Waiting. Praying I get something quickly that is over quickly. I didn't realize I had to come Tues-Thurs, not just today. Argh.

I would love to take the LSAT for people! If it weren't completely wrong and stuff.


tommyrot - Mar 01, 2011 7:56:28 am PST #25783 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can someone please tell George Will that his car is not, in fact, his penis?

Also, trains are awesome. You know who likes trains? Sheldon Cooper. They are that awesome.

Yeah, I think George Will has jumped on the Crazy Train.


-t - Mar 01, 2011 7:58:56 am PST #25784 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Bank of America's website is down so I can't pay my mortgage. Yay.