'Dirty Girls'
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I never really watched Laverne and Shirley but I knew about the other things. They can't recast the role, I guess they could bring in someone to be a Charlie like character but there would go the brother bickering which makes up much of the show.
They could pull a soap opera type thing and have a long lost brother, but that would be kinda lame.
Sheen addressed the suspension of the show in an open letter obtained by TMZ.
"What does this say about [anti-Semitic term referring to Chuck Lorrie] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows," Sheen writes. "I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth.
"I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong."
if they wind up in my octagon.
Is that like goatse?
I can't believe he's really uttering those words in public. He's making Mel look pretty damned balanced, although I'm still not feeling actual menace.
Yet.
Maybe when he's hopped up on blow he menaces hookers.
Maybe when he's hopped up on blow he menaces hookers.
In his octagon.
With fire-breathing fists.
I only like the kitten part of this picture. It's adorbs. Charlie needs to look at pictures of kittens.
I suppose you could turn the kid 18 and get a new half-man.
It could be funny to have Duckie come into a bunch of money and start acting all Charlie. Charlie goes off to a monestary. The kid acts like Duckie because now there is a kid he feels the need to save from corruption - Charlie's seekrit child with the stalker neighbor or somesuch.
I'm still stuck on the part where he defeats earthworms with words and his fists breathe. Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Oh man, I almost choked on my tea.
Earthworm is a really underused insult, too. Although "Earthworms and blow!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
I like the end, with the marching up the steps of justice and everything.