Maybe when he's hopped up on blow he menaces hookers.
In his octagon.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Feb 24, 2011 5:26:22 pm PST #24852 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 5:27:29 pm PST #24853 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
With fire-breathing fists.
I only like the kitten part of this picture. It's adorbs. Charlie needs to look at pictures of kittens.
Trudy Booth - Feb 24, 2011 5:27:36 pm PST #24854 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I suppose you could turn the kid 18 and get a new half-man.
It could be funny to have Duckie come into a bunch of money and start acting all Charlie. Charlie goes off to a monestary. The kid acts like Duckie because now there is a kid he feels the need to save from corruption - Charlie's seekrit child with the stalker neighbor or somesuch.
amych - Feb 24, 2011 5:28:20 pm PST #24855 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I'm still stuck on the part where he defeats earthworms with words and his fists breathe. Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Amy - Feb 24, 2011 5:29:52 pm PST #24856 of 30001
Because books.
Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Oh man, I almost choked on my tea.
Earthworm is a really underused insult, too. Although "Earthworms and blow!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Strega - Feb 24, 2011 5:32:57 pm PST #24857 of 30001
I like the end, with the marching up the steps of justice and everything.
DavidS - Feb 24, 2011 5:35:48 pm PST #24858 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That just reeks of so much cocaine.
if they wind up in my octagon.
C'mon...Chuck Norris in The Octagon.
I do like the one sentence IMDB summary: "A martial artist must defeat a plan by ninjas to create a worldwide training camp for terrorists."
Hil R. - Feb 24, 2011 5:37:40 pm PST #24859 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
DebetEsse says it could be an Ultimate Fighting reference. Their fighting ring is the Octagon.
Steph L. - Feb 24, 2011 5:38:58 pm PST #24860 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
DebetEsse says it could be an Ultimate Fighting reference. Their fighting ring is the Octagon.
That occurred to me belatedly, but it amuses me so much as a random reference that I can't give him Ultimate Fighting credit.
§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 5:39:09 pm PST #24861 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's the most sensical part of the raving.