Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Oh man, I almost choked on my tea.
Earthworm is a really underused insult, too. Although "Earthworms and blow!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
Oz ,'Beneath You'
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Next thing he'll be going through the desert on a horse with no name.
Oh man, I almost choked on my tea.
Earthworm is a really underused insult, too. Although "Earthworms and blow!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
I like the end, with the marching up the steps of justice and everything.
That just reeks of so much cocaine.
if they wind up in my octagon.
C'mon...Chuck Norris in The Octagon.
I do like the one sentence IMDB summary: "A martial artist must defeat a plan by ninjas to create a worldwide training camp for terrorists."
DebetEsse says it could be an Ultimate Fighting reference. Their fighting ring is the Octagon.
DebetEsse says it could be an Ultimate Fighting reference. Their fighting ring is the Octagon.
That occurred to me belatedly, but it amuses me so much as a random reference that I can't give him Ultimate Fighting credit.
It's the most sensical part of the raving.
Aw, man, earthworms are great! Though they aren't going to do a lot against fire-breathing fists, it's true. But they can say "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and mean it literally, so that might be menacing.
Coke binges really do mean never thinking it's time to shut up, don't they?
I do like the one sentence IMDB summary: "A martial artist must defeat a plan by ninjas to create a worldwide training camp for terrorists."
Now I want to see a movie where a martial artist must defeat a plan by terrorists to create a worldwide training camp for ninjas.
Or where a terrorist defeats a plan by ninjas to train a martial artist.
That`s...I don`t even know what to say to all that. I could try yelling hookers and blow? My absolute favorite part is "fire-breathing fists."
Try yelling "hookers and blow!" while you wave your fists around and imagine fire coming off them.
It's intoxicating.
Next, I'm going to do an earthworm squishing dance. This is the most entertainment Charlie Sheen has ever caused for me. It's brilliant.
Sarah Shahi is so charming. I like her cute little self. I bet she doesn't use hookers. Maybe blow, I'm not going to judge. But I'm sure she's discreet.