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Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Feb 24, 2011 6:49:23 am PST #24694 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
msbelle - Feb 24, 2011 6:51:49 am PST #24695 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok. Why it is has to be all " in my previous role as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed. My experience with thingamajigs and hoo hoos appears to be a match for the skills you are looking for in the position of dilly dally mcdagaler."
Amy - Feb 24, 2011 6:54:23 am PST #24696 of 30001
Because books.
I shamalama ding donged and frilly frally froo frooed
I dare you put that in an actual letter.
I actually sent a few letters with the "I'm a responsible adult who can do this job" sentiment in it. I didn't hear back from any of them, though.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2011 7:01:01 am PST #24697 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok.
'Cause anyone could say that?
hippocampus - Feb 24, 2011 7:18:17 am PST #24698 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
Now, if it remains constant in five year olds with attitude, it may be helpful to a certain daughter of mine.
so much this Cashmere. HKF is practicing 13 suspiciously well.
as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged
hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.
tommyrot - Feb 24, 2011 7:20:57 am PST #24699 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged
hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.
How about, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."
Lee - Feb 24, 2011 7:21:07 am PST #24700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok
Maybe if you substitute Cutie patatootie for ass?
Daisy Jane - Feb 24, 2011 7:22:40 am PST #24701 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."
I would love to use this. And hey, I may get a chance to.
Jesse - Feb 24, 2011 7:55:01 am PST #24702 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I do often want to say: See my resume, yeah? OK then.
But that also doesn't work.
I am not happy with my clothes for today, and now I'm sitting in the room while the housekeeping lady changes the bed and stuff, and it's kind of awkward. Why couldn't she have come when I was elsewhere? Which was a lot of the morning, and will be a bunch of the afternoon? Ah well. The life of a high-flying executive? Not so much.
Jesse - Feb 24, 2011 7:57:29 am PST #24703 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
In more fun news, I did get a bag of conversation hearts at CVS for 9 cents.