Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Feb 24, 2011 7:18:17 am PST #24698 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Now, if it remains constant in five year olds with attitude, it may be helpful to a certain daughter of mine.

so much this Cashmere. HKF is practicing 13 suspiciously well.

as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged

hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.


tommyrot - Feb 24, 2011 7:20:57 am PST #24699 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged

hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.

How about, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."


Lee - Feb 24, 2011 7:21:07 am PST #24700 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok

Maybe if you substitute Cutie patatootie for ass?


Daisy Jane - Feb 24, 2011 7:22:40 am PST #24701 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."

I would love to use this. And hey, I may get a chance to.


Jesse - Feb 24, 2011 7:55:01 am PST #24702 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do often want to say: See my resume, yeah? OK then.

But that also doesn't work.

I am not happy with my clothes for today, and now I'm sitting in the room while the housekeeping lady changes the bed and stuff, and it's kind of awkward. Why couldn't she have come when I was elsewhere? Which was a lot of the morning, and will be a bunch of the afternoon? Ah well. The life of a high-flying executive? Not so much.


Jesse - Feb 24, 2011 7:57:29 am PST #24703 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In more fun news, I did get a bag of conversation hearts at CVS for 9 cents.


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 8:01:26 am PST #24704 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How peculiar. isup.me says livejournal's fine, but I can't get to it. Need to post, dammit.

Conversation hearts are the sugar hearts with the words on them?


§ ita § - Feb 24, 2011 8:03:29 am PST #24705 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Speaking of Cumberbatch.


Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2011 8:04:16 am PST #24706 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

How peculiar. isup.me says livejournal's fine, but I can't get to it. Need to post, dammit.

Yeah, down for me as well.


Amy - Feb 24, 2011 8:04:35 am PST #24707 of 30001
Because books.

Yeah, I was trying -- again -- to get it to load, and no luck.

S. looked at all of Sara's conversation hearts on Valentine's Day after the story about the kid who found a dirty one. I forget what it said -- something like "nice tits" or whatever.