'Shindig'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok.
'Cause anyone could say that?
Now, if it remains constant in five year olds with attitude, it may be helpful to a certain daughter of mine.
so much this Cashmere. HKF is practicing 13 suspiciously well.
as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged
hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.
as a blah blah blah I shamalama ding donged
hah. I bet if you did send that, you'd get hired by the coolest boss around.
How about, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."
I really do not understand why a cover letter that states: "I can do what is required for this job or learn it in a very short amount of time. I am responsible, I am diligent, and I am dependable. Hire My Ass." is not ok
Maybe if you substitute Cutie patatootie for ass?
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. You know, by you hiring and paying me."
I would love to use this. And hey, I may get a chance to.
I do often want to say: See my resume, yeah? OK then.
But that also doesn't work.
I am not happy with my clothes for today, and now I'm sitting in the room while the housekeeping lady changes the bed and stuff, and it's kind of awkward. Why couldn't she have come when I was elsewhere? Which was a lot of the morning, and will be a bunch of the afternoon? Ah well. The life of a high-flying executive? Not so much.
In more fun news, I did get a bag of conversation hearts at CVS for 9 cents.
How peculiar. isup.me says livejournal's fine, but I can't get to it. Need to post, dammit.
Conversation hearts are the sugar hearts with the words on them?
How peculiar. isup.me says livejournal's fine, but I can't get to it. Need to post, dammit.
Yeah, down for me as well.