I will not put your son in a tub of cranberries. Nor your daughter. Or if I did, I would do all the cleanup. Which is how you know they're safe from me.
However, can I teach him to play Sex Pistols on the sax?
Faith: A kid. Angel's got a kid. Wesley: Connor. Faith: A teenage kid born last year. Wesley: I told you, he grew up in a hell dimension. Faith: Right. And what, Cordelia spent her last summer as… Wesley: A divine being. Faith: Uh-huh. Can I just ask--What the hell are you people doing?
'Why We Fight'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2011 6:56:39 pm PST #23147 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kat - Feb 15, 2011 6:58:04 pm PST #23148 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sure. Can you do it? Can you start with the violin since we have one of those?
I can't believe I signed up my asthmatic, trach-having, g-tube having new walking daughter for soccer. I'm kinda a bad mom.
Kat - Feb 15, 2011 7:02:08 pm PST #23149 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
These cookies are completely charming! [link]
Amy - Feb 15, 2011 7:03:03 pm PST #23150 of 30001
Because books.
I'm kinda a bad mom.
Totally not. She's little, and at that age they're going to do what they're going to do. It might be tons of fun for her. And the other kids are going to be too little to be a real contact danger (in terms of playing hard).
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2011 7:04:05 pm PST #23151 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, I don't think I have the time.
I was going to scar your children in service of a cracky scavenger hunt for which I don't have the entrance criterion. I just think it's funny to consider how I'd get each done. And then laugh as fans get hysterical over it.
Kat - Feb 15, 2011 7:04:08 pm PST #23152 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Yeah. it's not soccer -- just amoeba ball.
Kat - Feb 15, 2011 7:06:15 pm PST #23153 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The rhino pic would be easy -- Wild Animal Park!
I don't even think Noah would care about the cranberries. Plus tomorrow he'll be sedated for dental care. So, you know, there's your window.
But I'm not cleaning it up.
But we do have a ball pit.
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2011 7:10:33 pm PST #23154 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I love the idea that I could borrow your sedated son to amuse Misha Collins. I'd love to horrify him and tell him I chloroformed him and stole a kid for the pic.
Kat - Feb 15, 2011 7:14:06 pm PST #23155 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Did I mention the bad mom part?
§ ita § - Feb 15, 2011 7:19:02 pm PST #23156 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They're very elastic at this point. They should earn their keep by being amusing, but with a cap on the amount of mess they cause.
We had to discuss site redesign at work today, and as far as I could tell, it would result in a loss of functionality. I pouted until they included a "revert to classic" option, to be called "revert to ita."
Why change, people? Why? Not today! Not this month! You're not doing it right. And fuck I need to finish testing so I can roll shit out in three weeks.