A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Feb 09, 2011 4:09:19 pm PST #22032 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Birman Wood & Rohirrim = LOL.

Cthulu cake = adorable.

(Sentences not functioning. Sleep deprivation reaching peak.)


Cashmere - Feb 09, 2011 4:11:46 pm PST #22033 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My boss told me about it because she said I would be the only person in the office who would get it.

I get this a lot. Someone will start the story with, "I know you'll get this!"


Strix - Feb 09, 2011 4:17:15 pm PST #22034 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Am I too late? Happy Birthday, Suzi!!


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2011 4:39:43 pm PST #22035 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My battery is charging! For free! OMG!!! I am so glad I didn't take it in to the repair shop I took my old one to. And now I'm tempted to get Apple Care to extend the warranty...fuck you, customer service, fuck you.

Good Wife: a keylogger isn't going to transmit Diane's email. Just what Alicia typed to her. Did she retype it? I'm not done with the ep yet. Maybe they explain it.

CHARGING!!! BATTERY!!!!


Jesse - Feb 09, 2011 4:41:34 pm PST #22036 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nice pic, Cash!

OK, a congressman is resigning after trying to pick up women on craigslist. [link] He's married. The picture is CLASSIC.


§ ita § - Feb 09, 2011 4:43:16 pm PST #22037 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's the internet. People you can't see can see you. It's a base tenet.


Lee - Feb 09, 2011 5:13:19 pm PST #22038 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Motherfucking sushi, motherfucker!

Somewhere new.

AbsoFUCKINGlutely.


Steph L. - Feb 09, 2011 5:17:50 pm PST #22039 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

OK, a congressman is resigning after trying to pick up women on craigslist. [link] He's married. The picture is CLASSIC.

Ahahahaha!!! With the flexing!!!


Hil R. - Feb 09, 2011 5:19:20 pm PST #22040 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

At the grocery store today, I stopped at the water fountain to get a drink. The water fountain is right next to the vending machine for buying lottery tickets, and as I stood back up after getting the water, a guy buying tickets asked me if I wanted him to pray for anything for me.


sarameg - Feb 09, 2011 5:24:32 pm PST #22041 of 30001

My mommy sent me a pair of earrings for Valentines' Day. The round ones (the other two are from Xmas. Mom buys 99% of my earrings and rarely a miss...post style ones just need conversion, cause I prefer french hook.) [link]