And Valentine's Day is actually on a workday.
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Feb 09, 2011 11:50:49 am PST #21999 of 30001
Because books.
Typo Boy - Feb 09, 2011 11:54:31 am PST #22000 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I sometimes think there is some rule that office holiday celebrations can never take place on the actual holiday. Maybe the rule was proposed by Murphy and ratified by Maxwell?
Ginger - Feb 09, 2011 12:25:32 pm PST #22001 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
well, it would be like living in a beehive.
Yes, but it would be a beehive FULL OF BOOKS. I suffer from Never Enough Shelves disease.
This is an even sadder commentary than the Borg Fencing people living under a rock. A friend once called me because he was laughing about something that no one else in his office got. The office was being moved by Burnam Movers and the large office plants were all together with their tops sticking out of boxes that said Burnam. He kept saying, "It's Birnam Wood," but no laughed.
brenda m - Feb 09, 2011 12:48:23 pm PST #22002 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I am unable to make myself work right now so instead I bring you the following:
For Jess (or possibly Aeryn): [link]
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For Gud: [link]
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Sheryl - Feb 09, 2011 12:48:55 pm PST #22003 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Happy Birthday Suzi!
brenda m - Feb 09, 2011 12:49:17 pm PST #22004 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
That is so sad, Ginger.
erikaj - Feb 09, 2011 1:13:49 pm PST #22005 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Connie, I'm hip. I read things about "Arizonans" and I just want to scream "Not it!" KO is going to work at Current TV, motto, "Wow, is that still on?" I think he's a little addicted to being a clutch player. But he's investing, so, he can't be all "Fuck the bosses," anymore. Although if Chris Matthews gets a tip that someone is murdering homeless guys and putting red strings around their wrists, you'll know why. (/Wire Geek) ETA: Linkage. Note slashy headline. [link]
Vortex - Feb 09, 2011 1:15:35 pm PST #22006 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
He kept saying, "It's Birnam Wood," but no laughed.
HOW COULD THEY NOT!?!?!
quester - Feb 09, 2011 1:17:31 pm PST #22007 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Have I said Happy Birthday, Suzi! yet? I meant to.
Kathy A - Feb 09, 2011 1:25:49 pm PST #22008 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I meant to say it before, but, Happy Birthday, Suzi!!!
I was going to go for a swim tonight, but my stomach is off-and-on nauseous today, so swimming probably isn't the best exercise option. I think I'll go home and see if I can get my stationary bike that I've never used to work and do that for 30 minutes. Then, maybe I'll start using the 3-pound hand weights while watching tv.