Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2011 5:20:38 pm PST #20760 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is why I can only meet guys online

::sigh:: I flirt just fine. Doesn't help.

Neal Caffrey is sweating on my screen right now. Good job.


Strega - Feb 02, 2011 5:22:12 pm PST #20761 of 30001

Seriously, I did double-takes for months when not-Ackles started working there. And then he said he wanted to spray Cell-Phone-On-Speaker lady with a water gun when I rolled my eyes at her. So that won my heart.

Oh, and there's a new guy at the comic shop who is ridiculously attractive, too. It's very disconcerting.


Nora Deirdre - Feb 02, 2011 5:22:43 pm PST #20762 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I would kill to have a Trader Joe's within a half hour's drive!


Pix - Feb 02, 2011 5:22:47 pm PST #20763 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Very small girl walking around in shoes that make squeaky toy sounds - adorable!
Ha! A few months ago we were in Petsmart when a little girl with these shoes walked by, and as I strained to hold back my extremely excited puppy I couldn't help thinking, "Really?!? You thought this was a good idea, little girl's mom?"

ETA: All of you should clearly move to Pasadena, home of the original Trader Joe's! We have four of them within ten miles. Seriously.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2011 5:26:24 pm PST #20764 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My life is woefully bereft of ridiculously pretty boys to ogle. I don't know where I went wrong.

You know, the premise of telling someone "don't hit on her, she's a lesbian" is pretty insulting. It should be "don't hit on her, she doesn't want you to." Not sure why that just occurred to me.

Not that I haven't lied and flashed a faux gay card in desperation.


meara - Feb 02, 2011 5:30:20 pm PST #20765 of 30001

Ita, im sure I could find some ladies to help if you wanted to make that a real gay card. IJS

My TJs is a block away. And ao I don't worry about parking. And it's hipster heaven, so few children.


§ ita § - Feb 02, 2011 5:33:43 pm PST #20766 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somewhat oddly, I've only ever pretended to be gay with family. With one cousin who later came out and another who later transitioned. I'm still a liar, though.


Cass - Feb 02, 2011 5:34:24 pm PST #20767 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I've been a block from meara's place! But meara herself was out of town at the time. So I just strolled through the Trader Joe's. As a tourist.

And then he said he wanted to spray Cell-Phone-On-Speaker lady with a water gun when I rolled my eyes at her. So that won my heart.

He just won mine too.


Pix - Feb 02, 2011 5:37:13 pm PST #20768 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

My day, let me show you it. Started with pup getting sick at school and having to haul ND out of bed to drive across town to get pick her up (yes, my dog went home sick). Then involved CRAZY PARENT who the school is seriously considering filing a cease and desist letter against via lawyer. Yeah. Can't say more than that, but this woman is batshit craxy. Then there were meetings and the glavin.


Jesse - Feb 02, 2011 5:39:07 pm PST #20769 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And then he said he wanted to spray Cell-Phone-On-Speaker lady with a water gun when I rolled my eyes at her. So that won my heart.

Oh yeah, that's a winner.