Very small girl walking around in shoes that make squeaky toy sounds - adorable!
Ha! A few months ago we were in Petsmart when a little girl with these shoes walked by, and as I strained to hold back my
extremely
excited puppy I couldn't help thinking, "Really?!? You thought this was a good idea, little girl's mom?"
ETA: All of you should clearly move to Pasadena, home of the original Trader Joe's! We have four of them within ten miles. Seriously.
My life is woefully bereft of ridiculously pretty boys to ogle. I don't know where I went wrong.
You know, the premise of telling someone "don't hit on her, she's a lesbian" is pretty insulting. It should be "don't hit on her, she doesn't want you to." Not sure why that just occurred to me.
Not that I haven't lied and flashed a faux gay card in desperation.
Ita, im sure I could find some ladies to help if you wanted to make that a real gay card. IJS
My TJs is a block away. And ao I don't worry about parking. And it's hipster heaven, so few children.
Somewhat oddly, I've only ever pretended to be gay with family. With one cousin who later came out and another who later transitioned. I'm still a liar, though.
I've been a block from meara's place! But meara herself was out of town at the time. So I just strolled through the Trader Joe's. As a tourist.
And then he said he wanted to spray Cell-Phone-On-Speaker lady with a water gun when I rolled my eyes at her. So that won my heart.
He just won mine too.
My day, let me show you it. Started with pup getting sick at school and having to haul ND out of bed to drive across town to get pick her up (yes, my dog went home sick). Then involved CRAZY PARENT who the school is seriously considering filing a cease and desist letter against via lawyer. Yeah. Can't say more than that, but this woman is batshit craxy. Then there were meetings and the glavin.
And then he said he wanted to spray Cell-Phone-On-Speaker lady with a water gun when I rolled my eyes at her. So that won my heart.
Oh yeah, that's a winner.
::weeps because she has no TJs::
Twenty minutes? That's like an eye-blink by California-driving-standards.
I don't live in California. And I have two other supermarkets minutes away.
Yeah, I just checked, and the closest Trader Joe's to me is 117 miles away.