Oh, dude on the train, none of us want to listen go you tell your girlfriend about how much sex you want to be having with her, or hear you moan about how you could work off those excess eleven pounds that way.

Ha ha ha! What is wrong with people??

so much is wrong with people, it's why I don't like many of them.

I consider myself honest and connable. Seriously, all someone would have to do would be to take advantage of my ignorance or trust. Or would that not be a con anymore?

I don't think the "eat food you like" message is entirely wrongheaded, but I really don't appreciate lines like this:

Maybe you’ve truly never learned to enjoy more than a very few foods, and your palate needs expanding.

and:

If you are like most human beings, you probably seek pleasure and avoid pain, within certain moral constraints — you like to feel good and you dislike feeling bad.

Which all adds up to me as having a creepy undertone of "...and if you still prefer bacon to oatmeal for breakfast, it's because there's something wrong with you."

yeah, I don't feel bad after a sampler platter of fried food and a couple of beers. Maybe the writer does and that keeps her in line wrt eating well.

Mmmm. Beer.

I think that would be more of a scam than a con, ita, but that's just my gut reaction.

Which all adds up to me as having a creepy undertone of "...and if you still prefer bacon to oatmeal for breakfast, it's because there's something wrong with you."

I didn't get that from it. And I do prefer bacon to oatmeal, in general, but I don't want bacon every day, which is what she's saying is okay. I think.

Dude on the train explained to his girlfriend that having sex for 30 minutes was like running 10 miles, and if she were here, he'd be running, like, 10,000 miles a day!

I desperately wanted to lean over and say, "a) I think you'll find that your math is deeply flawed, and b) gross."

I'm a big convert to eat what makes you feel good, but it does take paying close attention. But then you can get lazy with it (see my ridiculous salad habit. It is because it is easy and requires no thought.) Ad it is why I don't keep pasta around. Because I could be lazy with that too, but it makes me feel crappy. Still haven't given up my cheese habit, but keep it in moderation.

I am not looking forward to the weather tomorrow. I'll probably come home when it starts looking iffy, swim (in case the Y closes early) and then telecommute. My officemate was laughing that my big concern over the weather? OMG pool closure! Not the commute, not the shoveling, the exercise.

But I did go out and fill up my gas tank as I was pretty close to empty and I hate filling up a filthier saltier than it is now car.