Also, have never owned a pet, so can't be a porn star.
Come on. You drop by for a cup of coffee, and the world's not ending? Please.
Connor ,'Not Fade Away'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Jan 21, 2011 10:57:08 am PST #18120 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Fred Pete - Jan 21, 2011 11:03:17 am PST #18121 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
the third is just kind of sad
The third gives off a boy-next-door vibe.
Based on the first pet I remember, I'd be Charley St. Lawrence. If we go by first pet that was mine, Fuzzy St. Lawrence.
SailAweigh - Jan 21, 2011 11:07:56 am PST #18122 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'd have a pretty lame porn star name. All I ever had was one hamster and it's name was Tutu the Tecond (the first was my brother's and he/she died before I got mine.) And we lived on Shephard Ave., so Tutu the Tecond Shephard. Nah, not gonna fly. We had outdoor cat that had kittens, once. Now, those could have made interesting porn star names: Ford, Mimi and Genghis Khan. Except we had a rural route box number for an address, so that wouldn't really fly.
I was named after my mother's best friend's daughter. The friend's brother ended up marrying mom's sister, so you could kinda say it's a family name. My middle name is just because my dad always liked it.
If I went for a pseudonym, it would be reversing my first and middle and then changing one letter in my name to make it a surname--Roberta Allen.
Kathy A - Jan 21, 2011 11:08:49 am PST #18123 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Jessica - Jan 21, 2011 11:11:28 am PST #18124 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My porn star name would be Ho Chi* Flower. (Well, not really, but I don't know the name of the street my parents lived on when I was born since we moved before I was two. Flower Ave is the first house I remember.)
*Yes, my parents named their cat after Ho Chi Minh. It was the seventies and they were probably high at the time.
Kate P. - Jan 21, 2011 11:13:36 am PST #18125 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ooh, my current-info porn star name would be Worthington Kirkwood. I can work with that.
amyth - Jan 21, 2011 11:16:48 am PST #18126 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
My current one would be Lulu Estes, which is just one letter short of Testes. It's like porn for Scrabble freaks.
Jesse - Jan 21, 2011 11:17:02 am PST #18127 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My current info (DON'T STALK ME) turns me into a curmudgeonly banker: Homer Garrison.
So I survived my two-VP day. One of them was our first meeting ever, and the other was our first one-on-one, so that's good.
Tom Scola - Jan 21, 2011 11:17:39 am PST #18128 of 30001
hwæt
My porn name would be Kelly Jayne. I always want to lie and tell people my porn name is Rover Main.
Daisy Jane - Jan 21, 2011 11:38:01 am PST #18129 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Fuck yeah! Ryan Gosling [link]