I'd have a pretty lame porn star name. All I ever had was one hamster and it's name was Tutu the Tecond (the first was my brother's and he/she died before I got mine.) And we lived on Shephard Ave., so Tutu the Tecond Shephard. Nah, not gonna fly. We had outdoor cat that had kittens, once. Now, those could have made interesting porn star names: Ford, Mimi and Genghis Khan. Except we had a rural route box number for an address, so that wouldn't really fly.
I was named after my mother's best friend's daughter. The friend's brother ended up marrying mom's sister, so you could kinda say it's a family name. My middle name is just because my dad always liked it.
If I went for a pseudonym, it would be reversing my first and middle and then changing one letter in my name to make it a surname--Roberta Allen.
My porn star name would be Ho Chi* Flower. (Well, not really, but I don't know the name of the street my parents lived on when I was born since we moved before I was two. Flower Ave is the first house I remember.)
*Yes, my parents named their cat after Ho Chi Minh. It was the seventies and they were probably high at the time.
Ooh, my current-info porn star name would be Worthington Kirkwood. I can work with that.
My current one would be Lulu Estes, which is just one letter short of Testes. It's like porn for Scrabble freaks.
My current info (DON'T STALK ME) turns me into a curmudgeonly banker: Homer Garrison.
So I survived my two-VP day. One of them was our first meeting ever, and the other was our first one-on-one, so that's good.
My porn name would be Kelly Jayne. I always want to lie and tell people my porn name is Rover Main.
Fuck yeah! Ryan Gosling [link]
I'd have a choice between Scuppy Race or Scuppy Dupwe. Though involving later pets and homes would allow for Miss Kitty Broadmoor, which would make an excellent drag name.
I'm so sorry Jilli. Peace to you and the family.
My name has a story, too. I'll share it in a bit.
