Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:12 am PST #17597 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Wow, I'm hoping the cops had someone posted at the top of that hill to wave people off.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:19 am PST #17598 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a bad cold but it's not bad enough for me to stay home.

What's good for a cough if you can't take Nyquil?


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:33:21 am PST #17599 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Two words: ASS. HOOKS.

Of course, you know someone's crazy uncle would get drunk and dance while wearing the ass hook....


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 9:37:20 am PST #17600 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What's good for a cough if you can't take Nyquil?

Dry cough or wet cough? For dry, take Delsym. For wet, I don't know.

Okay, now I just need to find a groom who's down with ass hooks. And then work on the guest list.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:39:18 am PST #17601 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dry cough or wet cough?

Wet means you're coughing up phlegmn, right? Mine's mostly dry.

For dry, take Delsym.

Cool. I'm off to the grocery store....


erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 9:39:18 am PST #17602 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Codeine stops coughs better than anything. Second best: honey. Bonus: tasty, and goes nicely in warm liquids.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:40:12 am PST #17603 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Second best: honey. Bonus: tasty, and goes nicely in warm liquids.

Ooh - I can put honey in some hot tea - that sounds nice.


erin_obscure - Jan 19, 2011 9:40:47 am PST #17604 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Jesse- i got pink eye (just in time for the PixDesign wedding, where i did not notice any furries) and the Dr said it was basically a cold in my eye. You touch a surface with the cold virus, then touch your eye, and voila! Conjunctivitis.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2011 9:44:49 am PST #17605 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do rub my eyes a lot. Boooo. Except, my doc said it was bacterial, not viral.


§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 9:51:46 am PST #17606 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The groom's explanation of the cow? "It just sometimes happens at weddings."

Oh, okay then. No biggie.

Maybe it's a Hasidic thing.