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Cordelia ,'Beneath You'


Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Jan 19, 2011 9:05:16 am PST #17589 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

French little girl adorably explains the plot to Winnie the Pooh [link]

That's the same girl who had the story about the hippopotamus, right?


Daisy Jane - Jan 19, 2011 9:09:26 am PST #17590 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

There were hippos in this tale, so...maybe?


zuisa - Jan 19, 2011 9:09:34 am PST #17591 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

That's the same girl who had the story about the hippopotamus, right?

I think it's the same video, actually. That girl is really adorable. I think her and the little girl who summarizes Star Wars should team up and tell fantastically adorable stories together.


megan walker - Jan 19, 2011 9:10:02 am PST #17592 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

French little girl adorably explains the plot to Winnie the Pooh [link]

That video is odd. Someone linked to that girl ages ago and I remember part of what she says, but I don't remember the Winnie the Pooh element or a few other things.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:14:32 am PST #17593 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cars sliding down icy road in Pittsburgh

It's a steep hill, so some of the cars end up sliding pretty fast before they crash into stuff....


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:18:38 am PST #17594 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Old headline from the National Examiner:

Girl gives birth to a frog!

"Doctors blame LSD."

OK then.


zuisa - Jan 19, 2011 9:22:19 am PST #17595 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)

That is one slippery road! Yikes.

Reminds me a of a video that was very popular around this time in China last year: students at a university in Jilin sliding down a hill of ice to go to class - luckily my campus was flat, or we would have had this sort of nonsense happening too. There is a really hilarious photo of all of us marching single-file though the snow once, though.


Steph L. - Jan 19, 2011 9:31:31 am PST #17596 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It's been done, though. I need to top that. I wouldn't even know where to start.

I would be happy to be your consultant (which is not the same as wedding coordinator, which msbelle can still be). We'll start with the table favors that the guests take home.

Two words: ASS. HOOKS.


Kathy A - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:12 am PST #17597 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Wow, I'm hoping the cops had someone posted at the top of that hill to wave people off.


tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:19 am PST #17598 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a bad cold but it's not bad enough for me to stay home.

What's good for a cough if you can't take Nyquil?