French little girl adorably explains the plot to Winnie the Pooh [link]
That video is odd. Someone linked to that girl ages ago and I remember part of what she says, but I don't remember the Winnie the Pooh element or a few other things.
Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.
'Touched'
Natter 67: Overriding Vetoes
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, nail polish, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
megan walker - Jan 19, 2011 9:10:02 am PST #17592 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:14:32 am PST #17593 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cars sliding down icy road in Pittsburgh
It's a steep hill, so some of the cars end up sliding pretty fast before they crash into stuff....
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:18:38 am PST #17594 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
zuisa - Jan 19, 2011 9:22:19 am PST #17595 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)
That is one slippery road! Yikes.
Reminds me a of a video that was very popular around this time in China last year: students at a university in Jilin sliding down a hill of ice to go to class - luckily my campus was flat, or we would have had this sort of nonsense happening too. There is a really hilarious photo of all of us marching single-file though the snow once, though.
Steph L. - Jan 19, 2011 9:31:31 am PST #17596 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It's been done, though. I need to top that. I wouldn't even know where to start.
I would be happy to be your consultant (which is not the same as wedding coordinator, which msbelle can still be). We'll start with the table favors that the guests take home.
Two words: ASS. HOOKS.
Kathy A - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:12 am PST #17597 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Wow, I'm hoping the cops had someone posted at the top of that hill to wave people off.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:32:19 am PST #17598 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a bad cold but it's not bad enough for me to stay home.
What's good for a cough if you can't take Nyquil?
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:33:21 am PST #17599 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Two words: ASS. HOOKS.
Of course, you know someone's crazy uncle would get drunk and dance while wearing the ass hook....
§ ita § - Jan 19, 2011 9:37:20 am PST #17600 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What's good for a cough if you can't take Nyquil?
Dry cough or wet cough? For dry, take Delsym. For wet, I don't know.
Okay, now I just need to find a groom who's down with ass hooks. And then work on the guest list.
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 9:39:18 am PST #17601 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dry cough or wet cough?
Wet means you're coughing up phlegmn, right? Mine's mostly dry.
For dry, take Delsym.
Cool. I'm off to the grocery store....