OMG, I am now picturing people in black throwing themselves into an open grave...and suddenly FLYING BACK OUT. Like some sort of crazy cartoon.
Mourner: "Take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Grave: "No."
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OMG, I am now picturing people in black throwing themselves into an open grave...and suddenly FLYING BACK OUT. Like some sort of crazy cartoon.
Mourner: "Take me with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
Grave: "No."
Seekrit message to Cass: there is a lighter in the coffin
one of the cool old butane ones that's engraved and smells cool when you put the flame out
Oh, I'll jump. I just think it'll be hysterical when I get spit back out. Still, toy surprise at the end. I love old lighters. The sounds of the flints are cool.
Hey! No open flames in the jumping castle! You'll burst the coffin!
Ima just bounce in, get the toy surprise, and then go cry quietly outside. Making snicky sounds with my new lighter. Cause that's how I mourn.
Viking funeral is fine as long as you fuckers are all in black.
Ninja Vikings!
Louder than ninjas. Howling with grief.
Ninja Viking berserkers!