Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 15, 2010 5:46:42 pm PST #8589 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

sj, welcome home to the Mrs. and Mr. Tea Cups!

Ahem. Have calmed down somewhat, temporarily.

Zenkitty! Call if you like, Frankie will thank you. I've been slacking on his morning walks. Also, package is finally on its way to you.


WindSparrow - Nov 15, 2010 5:54:12 pm PST #8590 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I don't see why B won't like you giddy, smonster - I sure do. I hope you survive the work week, stay well, and have such a wonderful time on the weekend.


DCJensen - Nov 15, 2010 5:54:53 pm PST #8591 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Sadly if I dial '0' tonight no one is going to arrive at our door with tea and coffee in the morning.

t Flings about for way to redirect their phone to waiting Buffistas


DCJensen - Nov 15, 2010 5:55:55 pm PST #8592 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Thanks for all the condolences and ~ma, everyone. It means so much to us.


WindSparrow - Nov 15, 2010 5:58:55 pm PST #8593 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Thanks for all the condolences and ~ma, everyone. It means so much to us.

It really does. And so does knowing that there are wonderful things happening to some Buffistas.


meara - Nov 15, 2010 6:15:39 pm PST #8594 of 30000

Ok, my hotel bathroom has a toto washlet. I posted a pic on facebook. I had to try it! Though I did not try the "oscillate" button, I'm scared of it. Overall it was weird. Though I suppose the seat being warm would be nice in the winter.


WindSparrow - Nov 15, 2010 6:24:45 pm PST #8595 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Aims, I have an urge to wrap your professor up in duck tape, mummy-style.


billytea - Nov 15, 2010 6:37:07 pm PST #8596 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Aims, I have an urge to wrap your professor up in duck tape, mummy-style.

Of course, he'll tell you that if you wanted to finish wrapping him up mummy-style on time, you should have started a week ago.


Ginger - Nov 15, 2010 6:38:50 pm PST #8597 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

He's also bound to critique your duct-tape wrapping style.


tommyrot - Nov 15, 2010 6:40:09 pm PST #8598 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's why you duck-tape his mouth. First.