Aims, I have an urge to wrap your professor up in duck tape, mummy-style.
Of course, he'll tell you that if you wanted to finish wrapping him up mummy-style on time, you should have started a week ago.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Nov 15, 2010 6:37:07 pm PST #8596 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ginger - Nov 15, 2010 6:38:50 pm PST #8597 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
He's also bound to critique your duct-tape wrapping style.
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2010 6:40:09 pm PST #8598 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That's why you duck-tape his mouth. First.
Trudy Booth - Nov 15, 2010 6:56:19 pm PST #8599 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Laura's Bobby could help him with that!
Shir - Nov 15, 2010 7:55:30 pm PST #8600 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Thanks for all the condolences and ~ma, everyone. It means so much to us.
You and Dana are still on my thoughts.
Aims, I'm sorry your prof. is such a PITA. I understand you, and it's so frustrating. I do wish his Royal Sucktape will get a clue, for he doesn't deserve you as a student.
ION, reposted from my Twitter, for your enjoyment: So, I might have been introduced yesterday to the German ambassador, wearing my "nobody takes me seriously" (Valencia 826) t-shirt.
DCJensen - Nov 15, 2010 8:23:51 pm PST #8601 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
My dad used to buy 6 inch wide black duct tape for patching tents. Tough stuff. Ideal for mummifying.
Spidra Webster - Nov 15, 2010 10:04:44 pm PST #8602 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Aims, that guy sounds like a piece of work. If you've done the assignment already and you're just asking a question BEFORE IT'S DUE in case you have to do it again to be even better, it's not too late. If the guy doesn't ever want to have to answer a student's question, he's in the wrong line of work.
Worked a little bit more on the song today. I think it's about as good as I can get it. The prank it was commissioned for was supposed to launch this weekend but now I'm not sure when it's happening. And it's driving me nuts because I'd like to share the song with people and get feedback but I can't do that until this site launched. Grr.
Also did a fake radio announcement in RP for this contest: [link]
My RP isn't as good as I had remembered and that's bugging me. I've got some native talent for reproducing sound that has stood me in good stead for language learning but I'd really like to work hard on at least one accent and get it down pat.
hippocampus - Nov 16, 2010 5:02:35 am PST #8603 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Dear self, I could have used the time between 4 and 6 am to sleep. Just sayin'. Grumble, me.
Vortex - Nov 16, 2010 5:51:28 am PST #8604 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ugh, what a douchebag. Aims, insent with apologies.
Cashmere - Nov 16, 2010 6:03:19 am PST #8605 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Aims, how are you taking news of the official engagement?