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River ,'Objects In Space'

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Strix - Nov 09, 2010 12:57:15 pm PST #8012 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I pretty much knew I was a goner when D sent me an email: "This is one of those times where I'll deeply regret passing something along, and also deeply regret failing to do so. This is hilarious. I'm sorry and/or you're welcome. "

And he sent me this: [link]

This is after our first date, right before our second. Le sigh. Badly written porn is responsible for my marriage.

Hil R. - Nov 09, 2010 1:13:30 pm PST #8013 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still feel ick, and I've got a slight fever. I think I'm going to have to take another sick day tomorrow. Damn it.

Anne W. - Nov 09, 2010 1:20:29 pm PST #8014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thank you all for the condolences.

Spidra Webster - Nov 09, 2010 1:37:25 pm PST #8015 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The way things are going, I'm unlikely to have a wedding to plan. So I haven't given thoughts to songs, etc. Although I have given thought to the fantasy of having Brave Combo as the wedding band.

I don't know how I can be simultaneously proud of and ashamed of the job I'm doing on this song commission, but I am. It sucks to hear something in your head and not be able to accurately bring that into the world, though.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 09, 2010 1:43:00 pm PST #8016 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Note to self: self, if you think you are having a bad mental health day, stay off the fucking internet.

I've screwed up (at something that involves a long story). I want my Girl (who is in another country).

Barb - Nov 09, 2010 1:49:15 pm PST #8017 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw Seska, I'm sorry. Also sorry that MiracleMan has yet to perfect that transporter thingie.

ChiKat - Nov 09, 2010 1:55:44 pm PST #8018 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Seska}}

Hil, feel better!

Anne, I'm so sorry about your grandfather.

Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 09, 2010 1:56:30 pm PST #8019 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Yes. The first one of you lot to invent a transporter gets all my money (which is about £46, but still, get on it).

ChiKat - Nov 09, 2010 1:57:13 pm PST #8020 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And because this didn't belong with the other sentiments...

I've had a song with only one boyfriend and it was "Let's Get Drunk and Screw." Could be why I'm still single.

Typo Boy - Nov 09, 2010 1:59:18 pm PST #8021 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

For some reason they never play that one on CMT. Along with "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus".

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