These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Nov 09, 2010 1:55:44 pm PST #8018 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Seska}}

Hil, feel better!

Anne, I'm so sorry about your grandfather.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 09, 2010 1:56:30 pm PST #8019 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Yes. The first one of you lot to invent a transporter gets all my money (which is about £46, but still, get on it).


ChiKat - Nov 09, 2010 1:57:13 pm PST #8020 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

And because this didn't belong with the other sentiments...

I've had a song with only one boyfriend and it was "Let's Get Drunk and Screw." Could be why I'm still single.


Typo Boy - Nov 09, 2010 1:59:18 pm PST #8021 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

For some reason they never play that one on CMT. Along with "My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I Don't Love Jesus".


amych - Nov 09, 2010 2:00:50 pm PST #8022 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

We don't have a song, but I did have one friend who insisted on "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" at her reception. Sadly, the marriage didn't last, but I don't think we can blame that on Loretta Lynn.


Connie Neil - Nov 09, 2010 2:03:12 pm PST #8023 of 30000
brillig

Hubby and I don't have a song, but he says he thinks of me when "In Your Eyes" is playing.


smonster - Nov 09, 2010 2:03:57 pm PST #8024 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Phew. Hello, all! Don't have much of a meara. Anne, I offer my sincerest condolences on your loss.

Liese, thank you so much. I have emailed that whole paragraph to myself. We broke the news today to our mgmt and it went really well. Three leaders ain't going to happen, really, but it's good to think about all of that. I also want to tell you how awesome you are, and how horrified I am by those stats. And crisis intervention is one thing, but long-term suicide prevention is another entirely. Much love to you for the work you do.


DavidS - Nov 09, 2010 2:07:29 pm PST #8025 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We might end with The Beautiful South, for no particular reason.

"Don't Marry Her Fuck Me"?

Our first dance was "Knock Me A Kiss" by Louis Jordan.


Vortex - Nov 09, 2010 2:09:27 pm PST #8026 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ChiKat, the only song that I can remember having with a boy is "unhappy Birthday" by The Smiths (chorus of which is "Ive come to wish you an unhappy birthday, because you're evil and you lie. And if you should die, I may be slightly sad, but I won't cry" Yeah, that was a healthy relationship

awww, Connie! Nice to have a man instead of a dude.


§ ita § - Nov 09, 2010 2:09:42 pm PST #8027 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've had a song with only one boyfriend and it was "Let's Get Drunk and Screw."

Mine was anything to do with ending apartheid in South Africa.

I imprinted wrong early.