Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Nov 09, 2010 12:49:13 pm PST #8010 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, ours was original, too. The SO played me down the aisle, a piano piece he`d written for/about me. Which completely tripped out my dad, who kept wanting to start down the aisle early. But I knew every cadence of that song, so it was easy for me to time it.
 
But we have no song song.


Atropa - Nov 09, 2010 12:50:33 pm PST #8011 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We have no song. Should we have a song?

No? Remember, I used to compulsively make mix tapes. To the point of right before Pete and I started dating, StuntHusband wandered over to my desk, picked up the case for the mixtape I had made the night before, read the track list, and said, "Oh. So, Pete, huh?"

To this day, I do not know how StuntHusband was able to deduce that from the track list.


Strix - Nov 09, 2010 12:57:15 pm PST #8012 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I pretty much knew I was a goner when D sent me an email: "This is one of those times where I'll deeply regret passing something along, and also deeply regret failing to do so. This is hilarious. I'm sorry and/or you're welcome. "

And he sent me this: [link]

This is after our first date, right before our second. Le sigh. Badly written porn is responsible for my marriage.


Hil R. - Nov 09, 2010 1:13:30 pm PST #8013 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still feel ick, and I've got a slight fever. I think I'm going to have to take another sick day tomorrow. Damn it.


Anne W. - Nov 09, 2010 1:20:29 pm PST #8014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thank you all for the condolences.


Spidra Webster - Nov 09, 2010 1:37:25 pm PST #8015 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The way things are going, I'm unlikely to have a wedding to plan. So I haven't given thoughts to songs, etc. Although I have given thought to the fantasy of having Brave Combo as the wedding band.

I don't know how I can be simultaneously proud of and ashamed of the job I'm doing on this song commission, but I am. It sucks to hear something in your head and not be able to accurately bring that into the world, though.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 09, 2010 1:43:00 pm PST #8016 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Note to self: self, if you think you are having a bad mental health day, stay off the fucking internet.

I've screwed up (at something that involves a long story). I want my Girl (who is in another country).


Barb - Nov 09, 2010 1:49:15 pm PST #8017 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Aw Seska, I'm sorry. Also sorry that MiracleMan has yet to perfect that transporter thingie.


ChiKat - Nov 09, 2010 1:55:44 pm PST #8018 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Seska}}

Hil, feel better!

Anne, I'm so sorry about your grandfather.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Nov 09, 2010 1:56:30 pm PST #8019 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Yes. The first one of you lot to invent a transporter gets all my money (which is about £46, but still, get on it).