Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Nov 09, 2010 12:30:56 pm PST #8006 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I think we'll walk out of the church to the tune of "Kung Fu Fighting

I love this visual! Youtube it and it will go viral like that!

My marriage had two songs. Fleetwood Mac's Landslide (mine) and Elton John's Tiny Dancer.(his)

We should have given that more thought, in retrospect.


Scrappy - Nov 09, 2010 12:31:46 pm PST #8007 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ours is "Birdhouse in Your Soul," and we totally would have played it at our ceremony, but we didn't know we could bring our own music to the elopement.


P.M. Marc - Nov 09, 2010 12:37:05 pm PST #8008 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

At our wedding, we walked down the aisle to the pavanne from the Orlando soundtrack.

I seriously considered that, but I had my brother-in-law play something original on the bass recorder instead.


beekaytee - Nov 09, 2010 12:45:02 pm PST #8009 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I've been exhibiting world-class procrastination these last couple of weeks, post illness. Today's contribution is Billy Connolly's Journey to the End of the World.

My observations: Billy Connolly is who I want to marry...which bodes ill for my marital future. Canada is gorgeous. I'm glad others have adventures that I can share without getting into a helicopter. I'm completely besotted with everything Scottish. Always will be.


Liese S. - Nov 09, 2010 12:49:13 pm PST #8010 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, ours was original, too. The SO played me down the aisle, a piano piece he`d written for/about me. Which completely tripped out my dad, who kept wanting to start down the aisle early. But I knew every cadence of that song, so it was easy for me to time it.
 
But we have no song song.


Atropa - Nov 09, 2010 12:50:33 pm PST #8011 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

We have no song. Should we have a song?

No? Remember, I used to compulsively make mix tapes. To the point of right before Pete and I started dating, StuntHusband wandered over to my desk, picked up the case for the mixtape I had made the night before, read the track list, and said, "Oh. So, Pete, huh?"

To this day, I do not know how StuntHusband was able to deduce that from the track list.


Strix - Nov 09, 2010 12:57:15 pm PST #8012 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I pretty much knew I was a goner when D sent me an email: "This is one of those times where I'll deeply regret passing something along, and also deeply regret failing to do so. This is hilarious. I'm sorry and/or you're welcome. "

And he sent me this: [link]

This is after our first date, right before our second. Le sigh. Badly written porn is responsible for my marriage.


Hil R. - Nov 09, 2010 1:13:30 pm PST #8013 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I still feel ick, and I've got a slight fever. I think I'm going to have to take another sick day tomorrow. Damn it.


Anne W. - Nov 09, 2010 1:20:29 pm PST #8014 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Thank you all for the condolences.


Spidra Webster - Nov 09, 2010 1:37:25 pm PST #8015 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

The way things are going, I'm unlikely to have a wedding to plan. So I haven't given thoughts to songs, etc. Although I have given thought to the fantasy of having Brave Combo as the wedding band.

I don't know how I can be simultaneously proud of and ashamed of the job I'm doing on this song commission, but I am. It sucks to hear something in your head and not be able to accurately bring that into the world, though.