The two that just drive me 'round the bend are a) a commercial for denture adhesive (they're all like this, really), featuring people PROMINENTLY CHEWING WITH THEIR ENORMOUS TEETH! STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT YOUR ENORMOUS TEETH! and b) a commercial for nasal sinuplasty (opening your nasal passages with a balloon) featuring people who can somehow act with their NOSES! STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT YOUR NOSE!
You two carried me through that war. Now I need you to carry me just a little bit further. If you can.
Tracy ,'The Message'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Oct 19, 2010 8:24:46 am PDT #6199 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erikaj - Oct 19, 2010 8:40:33 am PDT #6200 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod, to most of the ad stuff. Although I've cut daytime TV out in favor of blogging mostly.
beth b - Oct 19, 2010 8:55:00 am PDT #6201 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
In other commercial news, a friend is opening a local pie company. She has a pie of the month club and first line of the page
In times like these, who doesn't crave the security of knowing where your next pie is coming from?
Now who can argue with that?
ChiKat - Oct 19, 2010 8:55:24 am PDT #6202 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Mmmmm....pie....
Steph L. - Oct 19, 2010 8:57:55 am PDT #6203 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
In times like these, who doesn't crave the security of knowing where your next pie is coming from?
That's good marketing. *I* don't know where my next pie is coming from! Nooooooooo!!!!!
Laga - Oct 19, 2010 8:58:24 am PDT #6204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I wish I never heard that one possible cause of gout is drinking pee. Now I can't look at my mom's friend who has it without imagining him in some really kinky scenarios.
Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 8:59:15 am PDT #6205 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Oh how I feel the daytime TV pain. (The TVs here are on all the time and my team has no control over the channel or volume.)
And honestly, there isn't a single ad I can think of that doesn't make me want to boycott their product. Dixie plates? ON THE LIST.
Burrell - Oct 19, 2010 9:03:10 am PDT #6206 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dixie plates SHOULD be on the list. Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.
Laga - Oct 19, 2010 9:04:49 am PDT #6207 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Today is my sister's birthday. I have already dropped the dog at the groomers (getting quite damp in the process, wtf California? You're not supposed to rain like this) and later on I am cleaning the kitchen and installing a banana hook. I wonder if I can figure out how to operate the steam cleaner by myself.
Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 9:06:25 am PDT #6208 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.
Evil! Well, now they're on two lists. (Unfortunately my boycott is pretty meaningless since my green-freak conscience won't let me buy paper plates regardless of who's selling them.)