In other commercial news, a friend is opening a local pie company. She has a pie of the month club and first line of the page

In times like these, who doesn't crave the security of knowing where your next pie is coming from?

Now who can argue with that?

Mmmmm....pie....

In times like these, who doesn't crave the security of knowing where your next pie is coming from?

That's good marketing. *I* don't know where my next pie is coming from! Nooooooooo!!!!!

I wish I never heard that one possible cause of gout is drinking pee. Now I can't look at my mom's friend who has it without imagining him in some really kinky scenarios.

Oh how I feel the daytime TV pain. (The TVs here are on all the time and my team has no control over the channel or volume.)

And honestly, there isn't a single ad I can think of that doesn't make me want to boycott their product. Dixie plates? ON THE LIST.

Dixie plates SHOULD be on the list. Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.

Today is my sister's birthday. I have already dropped the dog at the groomers (getting quite damp in the process, wtf California? You're not supposed to rain like this) and later on I am cleaning the kitchen and installing a banana hook. I wonder if I can figure out how to operate the steam cleaner by myself.

Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.

Evil! Well, now they're on two lists. (Unfortunately my boycott is pretty meaningless since my green-freak conscience won't let me buy paper plates regardless of who's selling them.)

aw man, I love Vanity Fair napkins.

Of note to net-ologists. I no longer go directly to Snopes to find out if something is spurious. I go to wikipedia first. Odd, since wikipedia is so much more likely to be in error.

I wish I never heard that one possible cause of gout is drinking pee. Now I can't look at my mom's friend who has it without imagining him in some really kinky scenarios.

Pretty sure it doesn't work that way any more than drinking milk would build lactic acid.