Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2010 8:57:55 am PDT #6203 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In times like these, who doesn't crave the security of knowing where your next pie is coming from?

That's good marketing. *I* don't know where my next pie is coming from! Nooooooooo!!!!!


Laga - Oct 19, 2010 8:58:24 am PDT #6204 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I wish I never heard that one possible cause of gout is drinking pee. Now I can't look at my mom's friend who has it without imagining him in some really kinky scenarios.


Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 8:59:15 am PDT #6205 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh how I feel the daytime TV pain. (The TVs here are on all the time and my team has no control over the channel or volume.)

And honestly, there isn't a single ad I can think of that doesn't make me want to boycott their product. Dixie plates? ON THE LIST.


Burrell - Oct 19, 2010 9:03:10 am PDT #6206 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Dixie plates SHOULD be on the list. Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.


Laga - Oct 19, 2010 9:04:49 am PDT #6207 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Today is my sister's birthday. I have already dropped the dog at the groomers (getting quite damp in the process, wtf California? You're not supposed to rain like this) and later on I am cleaning the kitchen and installing a banana hook. I wonder if I can figure out how to operate the steam cleaner by myself.


Jessica - Oct 19, 2010 9:06:25 am PDT #6208 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dixie is owned by the evil Koch brothers.

Evil! Well, now they're on two lists. (Unfortunately my boycott is pretty meaningless since my green-freak conscience won't let me buy paper plates regardless of who's selling them.)


Laga - Oct 19, 2010 9:07:56 am PDT #6209 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

aw man, I love Vanity Fair napkins.

Of note to net-ologists. I no longer go directly to Snopes to find out if something is spurious. I go to wikipedia first. Odd, since wikipedia is so much more likely to be in error.


Trudy Booth - Oct 19, 2010 9:13:21 am PDT #6210 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I wish I never heard that one possible cause of gout is drinking pee. Now I can't look at my mom's friend who has it without imagining him in some really kinky scenarios.

Pretty sure it doesn't work that way any more than drinking milk would build lactic acid.


Laga - Oct 19, 2010 9:14:12 am PDT #6211 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Pretty sure it doesn't work that way any more than drinking milk would build lactic acid.

Oh yay! That's the best news I could get about pee.


§ ita § - Oct 19, 2010 9:19:49 am PDT #6212 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now you don't have to worry about side effects?