I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Typo Boy - Oct 16, 2010 7:09:18 am PDT #5877 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Sean I have not said anything, because I sometimes am clumsy in dealing with people and might say something that makes things worse. But I agree with what others have said, and my heart goes out to you.


Zenkitty - Oct 16, 2010 7:34:11 am PDT #5878 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I need to take this suite of drugs more often. Damn, I feel good. I'm also laughing at everything and sounding like a whinneying horse. Too bad no one else is here to appreciate the sexiness of this.

If I'm really happy when I eat a sandwich, the wheat won't bother me, right?


hippocampus - Oct 16, 2010 7:42:28 am PDT #5879 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Happy Birthday D!!!!!!!


smonster - Oct 16, 2010 8:03:15 am PDT #5880 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sean, you know you can call me to vent or talk any time.

"Chaos! Anarchy! I don't know what it means but I like it!" If it makes you feel better, amyth, I've still got a suitcase sitting on my floor from when I stayed at my parents for my job interview a month ago.

Catherders of the hivemind, I need your help. One of my cats has suddenly decided to try and pry the front door open repeatedly in the middle of the night. It's annoying as shit and wakes me up every time. I tried putting my yoga mat against the door, b/c she hates that, but that didn't work. Any ideas?

As a bonus, Frankie shredded a slipper while I slept in, but I hated those slippers anyway.


Ginger - Oct 16, 2010 8:14:25 am PDT #5881 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Sean, she was an evil bitch, but really, most people aren't. They may hurt you through indifference, thoughtlessness or not knowing what the right thing to do is, and that may be the case with your other theater friends. You are a smart, funny person. Do not let her win.

I just spent three hours on the phone with my cousin's wife's granddaughter, who has been doing an absolute yeoman's job dealing with two terminally ill people. I told her when the time came to put my cousin in a nursing home, I would do it.

Kill me now.

Then we talked about how completely our respective families had fucked us up. Why is family a good thing, again?


Steph L. - Oct 16, 2010 8:25:10 am PDT #5882 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Why is family a good thing, again?

Because we aren't hatched from eggs wrapped up in $100 bills.

ION, amych is on her way to my fair city for a fencing tournament! And if I'm lucky, I will at the very least be able to hook up with her (and her DH, I hope) and get some pumpkin Graeater's!

I'm having sharp stabby pukey pains in my stomach, however, which didn't go away after a trip to the gym (which was maybe ill-advised, but I didn't puke there). They need to go away NOW so that my weekend can proceed as planned.


Nicole - Oct 16, 2010 8:27:11 am PDT #5883 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!

smonster, depending on your cat's aversion to such things, you could try aluminum foil in front of the door or plastic bags or even double-sided tape. You don't have to leave any of them down during the day if night is the issue.


DavidS - Oct 16, 2010 8:28:09 am PDT #5884 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why is family a good thing, again?

Well, my family's fun, but that may be because we're all willing to watch Invader Zim, and indulge in all-out stuffed animal pelting battles.

The family I grew up in had exciting alcoholism and periodic rage events involving choking, broken bones and/or smashing.

From this I conclude that we needed more Invader Zim in my childhood.

Also, Mr. Peabody is better off for his current family.


Laga - Oct 16, 2010 8:28:22 am PDT #5885 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Putting the cat carrier in front of the door would work on Persey.


Ginger - Oct 16, 2010 8:28:38 am PDT #5886 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Because we aren't hatched from eggs wrapped up in $100 bills.

That would be a great idea, though.

Stomach~ma to you, Teppy. My IBS was Pissed Off All The Time Bowel this week.