Because we aren't hatched from eggs wrapped up in $100 bills.
That would be a great idea, though.
Stomach~ma to you, Teppy. My IBS was Pissed Off All The Time Bowel this week.
Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?
Harmony ,'Underneath'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
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Ginger - Oct 16, 2010 8:28:38 am PDT #5886 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Shir - Oct 16, 2010 8:31:17 am PDT #5887 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Why is family a good thing, again?
They feed me every now and then, and pay the cable bills so I can watch TV. I'm grateful for that.
I need to finish a bunch of papers (my weekend paper reading: How I Survived University So Far), for I have serious plans to slip some brandy into my cocoa (dear God, this was NOT a euphemism) before my shower and then Mad Men-Rescue-Me-before-bed sequence.
Tomorrow I have to finish a five digits budget proposal (in Euros), so it can't be too much brandy, sadly. Also, wow, they actually trust me with serious shit and stuff. Neat! Scary! Exciting!
I just need to leave the interwebs at some point, to get on phase one, which is finish that bunch of papers. Yay?
Steph L. - Oct 16, 2010 8:33:26 am PDT #5888 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Stomach~ma to you, Teppy. My IBS was Pissed Off All The Time Bowel this week.
This is not Angry IBS; this is I KEEL YOU STAB STAB ARE YOU PUKING YET? Very different. I don't know whence it came and I don't know why it won't bugger off and leave me alone.
But it had better bugger off so I can have pumpkin Graeter's funtimes with amych.
smonster - Oct 16, 2010 8:36:06 am PDT #5889 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ooo, good ideas. The cat carrier thing is kind of brilliant.
Zenkitty - Oct 16, 2010 8:43:17 am PDT #5890 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Percy the Emo Cat tries to pry open the closet door while I'm asleep. I don't know why it's so important he gets in there, but the first couple times I woke to sounds of something clawing at the closet door in the dark were not happy times.
Spidra Webster - Oct 16, 2010 9:07:28 am PDT #5891 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
I saw smonster's post as "catheters of the hivemind". o_O
Speaking of wishing one had been hatched from an egg swathed in $100 bills, I woke up really early so I supposed that I'd have several hours before having to deal with my siblings and their distressing traits but I was wrong. I'm not very resilient and I regret this lack.
I'm trying to gird my loins for a public transit commute to a free life drawing session today. The Metro Rail part is no problem. It's the figuring out how to walk from Union Station to the 704 bus stop that's intimidating to me. The map makes it look like there are a lot of broad non-pedestrian-friendly streets there.
Good luck with your papers and proposals, Shir.
Lee - Oct 16, 2010 9:11:25 am PDT #5892 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
YAY AIMS! Go you!
Spidra Webster - Oct 16, 2010 9:11:52 am PDT #5893 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Congrats on the test-slayage, Aims!
Zenkitty - Oct 16, 2010 9:22:02 am PDT #5894 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Congrats, Aims! You made that test your BITCH.
DavidS - Oct 16, 2010 9:31:14 am PDT #5895 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Way to go, Aimee. I had no doubts.
What's cooler? Crowley headed teapot, or the following Crowley rap?