Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Oct 13, 2010 10:24:37 am PDT #5655 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Cute moment in the plaza at lunch. She looks like a weee first year undergrad. Playfully hollering at her friend to hurry up. Instead of saying "get your ass over here" she said "get your vagina over here". Which was followed by a little snickering. And then "vagina. Vagina. VAGINA!!" with more snickering. I'm sure there is an inside joke there. But it look to be the first public round of feminine liberation for the young lady. It was cute. I dunno, maybe I watched "Vagina Monologues" too many times.


amych - Oct 13, 2010 10:33:23 am PDT #5656 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, smonster, I completely understand the mix of vague but not overpowering guilt and wanting to do right by those that come after. But -

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, FIRE YOU?


smonster - Oct 13, 2010 11:31:32 am PDT #5657 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, FIRE YOU?

Heh. That has been my refrain for all kinds of shit the last few weeks. But you know, I do want to maintain these friendships and stuff. There's plenty I'm not going to finish, I know that (like, say, getting the 12 pallets of ceiling tile in our warehouse recycled). I just want to at least leave a roadmap.

And so I think I'm going to have to come in on Saturday, FFS. Oh, well, it's my own doing. Still, it'll make 4 of the last 5 weekends I've worked.


Spidra Webster - Oct 13, 2010 12:51:20 pm PDT #5658 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Timelies!

Back from my sojourn to the Bay Area and therefore back to fairly regular internet access. Skipping thousands of posts on the board because even I can't possibly catch up with that. So forgive any cluelessness on my part. It's going to take a little while to catch up.

Thanks to Hec and JZ for their hospitality on Saturday!


Shir - Oct 13, 2010 12:51:53 pm PDT #5659 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Long but good day. Crashing to bed soon.

And OMFG, I really need sports bra for swing dancing. I wore cleavage today and that was Big Mistake. I remember someone (ita?) recommend on a specific brand. What was it?


JZ - Oct 13, 2010 2:00:43 pm PDT #5660 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It was fun, Spidra! I love breaking out the old-timey cartoons and reveling in the weird bygone tropes and hand-drawn glories. And we didn't even have time to get around to going through the old black and white Betty Boops in all their superlative proto-Tim Burton freakiness.


§ ita § - Oct 13, 2010 2:04:38 pm PDT #5661 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

This is my bra of choice, Shir.


WindSparrow - Oct 13, 2010 3:40:40 pm PDT #5662 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Is Teppy or someone with Google-fu around? I'm weeping because I can't stand coughing any more, and I can't figure out if it is safe to take more Mucinex (guifenesin 400mg/dextromethorphan Hbr 20mg). OTC label says 1 tab every 4 hrs. I'm not clear-headed enough to find maximum prescription dosage info.


WindSparrow - Oct 13, 2010 3:42:13 pm PDT #5663 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Usually at this point I would make a hot toddy and let the lemon, honey, and whiskey augment the meds, but my stomach is turning at the thought of it.


Steph L. - Oct 13, 2010 4:11:58 pm PDT #5664 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Andi, give me a minute.