How long does liver sausage keep?
It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Mal ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 12:44:10 pm PDT #5344 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
-t - Oct 07, 2010 12:52:23 pm PDT #5345 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
StillTasty.com can tell you
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 12:53:49 pm PDT #5346 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aaaah, LinkedIn gave me one of those weird recommendations. We have no connections in common, but I volunteered with her at the high school across the street from my apartment a few times a couple years ago. I have no idea how it knows we know each other unless I am in her address book since we exchanged e-mails.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 1:10:27 pm PDT #5347 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Thanks, -t. I do have to throw out the liverwurst. pout.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 1:48:05 pm PDT #5348 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Is this proof that he's not just other users?
Cleverbot: I think it's a little late to say that it's Christmas time. It's been almost a whole month since Christmas
Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 1:51:13 pm PDT #5349 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Iiiiinteresting. That would support the theory that he's just taking user responses and applying them in real-time rather "speaking" for himself.
Sean K - Oct 07, 2010 2:05:26 pm PDT #5350 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a computer.
User: What is your name, if it's not Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: My name is Max, everyone has a different name, yours is Cleverbot, noone else is called Cleverbot.
User: Hi Max.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Hi Max.
Cleverbot: But, who are you?
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.
User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No. I am not cleverbot!
User: You're name is Max, right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: And you are a computer, right?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: But you said you said you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I said YOU are a computer.
User: No, you said 'I am a computer.' You said those exact words a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: You lie liebot.
User: I don't lie. At least, I'm not lying to you now.
Cleverbot: How come? Am I scaring you?
User: No, you are not scaring me, but your question doesn't make sense. It's a nonsequitur.
Cleverbot: I'm going.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To do human things that you are not capable of.
User: But you can't do human things. You are not a human.
Cleverbot: Another example of your conceited arrogance. I am human, you cannot say I am not human, as you are not human and therefore have no basis to rest your theory on.
User: But I am human. My name is Sean, I live in Los Angeles, and I am talking to you, the Cleverbot, here on your webpage - cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: I know dear dog.
User: That doesn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Stop making sense.
User: Great album. Great concert movie. Have you ever seen it? I have, and everybody gets up and dances in the aisles, like it's a real concert.
Cleverbot: Well said.
User: Do you know which band is featured in Stop Making Sense?
Cleverbot: There are people that don't make any sense.
javachik - Oct 07, 2010 2:06:22 pm PDT #5351 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I have no idea how it knows we know each other unless I am in her address book since we exchanged e-mails.
This is likely the case.
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 2:15:59 pm PDT #5352 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
I feel like, if it were just a matter of Cleverbot recycling things users have said to him, there would be a lot more typos. or are the sort of people who are likely to talk to a computer program, the same sort of people who tend to double-check before they hit send?
Laga - Oct 07, 2010 2:19:38 pm PDT #5353 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Cleverbot just randomly brought up Spongebob. Should I be scared?