Spike: We got a history, him and me. Fred: What? Spike: It was a long time ago. He was a young Watcher, fresh out of the academy when we crossed paths. It was a, what-you-call battle of wills and blood was spilled. Vendettas were sworn. It was a whole-- Fred: My God you're so full of crap. Spike: Yeah. Okay.

'Unleashed'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 2:15:59 pm PDT #5352 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I feel like, if it were just a matter of Cleverbot recycling things users have said to him, there would be a lot more typos. or are the sort of people who are likely to talk to a computer program, the same sort of people who tend to double-check before they hit send?


Laga - Oct 07, 2010 2:19:38 pm PDT #5353 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Cleverbot just randomly brought up Spongebob. Should I be scared?


Liese S. - Oct 07, 2010 2:42:41 pm PDT #5354 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I think we need to just keep talking to Cleverbot until one of us gets another one of us. Then we'll know if it's something we said in the past or something we're saying now.


Sean K - Oct 07, 2010 2:45:00 pm PDT #5355 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yeah, that's part of why I tried to fire off several wordy and specific entries.


tommyrot - Oct 07, 2010 2:46:36 pm PDT #5356 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I feel like, if it were just a matter of Cleverbot recycling things users have said to him, there would be a lot more typos. or are the sort of people who are likely to talk to a computer program, the same sort of people who tend to double-check before they hit send?

They could easily do a spellcheck on what users post to Cleverbot's page and just throw out the bad stuff.


Polter-Cow - Oct 07, 2010 2:46:50 pm PDT #5357 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think we need to just keep talking to Cleverbot until one of us gets another one of us. Then we'll know if it's something we said in the past or something we're saying now.

Someone on the Internet claims to have done that, actually. He and his wife spent an hour trying to talk to each other, and it finally happened.


tommyrot - Oct 07, 2010 2:47:31 pm PDT #5358 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

User: Great album. Great concert movie. Have you ever seen it? I have, and everybody gets up and dances in the aisles, like it's a real concert.

Cleverbot: Well said.

That's totally a chatbot thing to say.


Daisy Jane - Oct 07, 2010 2:51:28 pm PDT #5359 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I think it's putting up things and then based on trigger words coming up with an acceptable response. Also, I corrected it's spelling and got "if you say so."


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2010 3:56:10 pm PDT #5360 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I think we need to just keep talking to Cleverbot until one of us gets another one of us. Then we'll know if it's something we said in the past or something we're saying now.

Work in the word "kprinkle." That'll be a sure Buffista giveaway.


sj - Oct 07, 2010 3:58:35 pm PDT #5361 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

TCG just got a letter about the job that he applied for, the one that would be much closer to where we live, that stated they had hired someone already and, therefore would not be seeking to interview him. So, releasing that job~ma.