User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a computer.

User: What is your name, if it's not Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: My name is Max, everyone has a different name, yours is Cleverbot, noone else is called Cleverbot.

User: Hi Max.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Hi Max.

Cleverbot: But, who are you?

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No. I am not cleverbot!

User: You're name is Max, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And you are a computer, right?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: But you said you said you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I said YOU are a computer.

User: No, you said 'I am a computer.' You said those exact words a few minutes ago.

Cleverbot: You lie liebot.

User: I don't lie. At least, I'm not lying to you now.

Cleverbot: How come? Am I scaring you?

User: No, you are not scaring me, but your question doesn't make sense. It's a nonsequitur.

Cleverbot: I'm going.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: To do human things that you are not capable of.

User: But you can't do human things. You are not a human.

Cleverbot: Another example of your conceited arrogance. I am human, you cannot say I am not human, as you are not human and therefore have no basis to rest your theory on.

User: But I am human. My name is Sean, I live in Los Angeles, and I am talking to you, the Cleverbot, here on your webpage - cleverbot.com.

Cleverbot: I know dear dog.

User: That doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Stop making sense.

User: Great album. Great concert movie. Have you ever seen it? I have, and everybody gets up and dances in the aisles, like it's a real concert.

Cleverbot: Well said.

User: Do you know which band is featured in Stop Making Sense?

Cleverbot: There are people that don't make any sense.

I have no idea how it knows we know each other unless I am in her address book since we exchanged e-mails.

This is likely the case.

I feel like, if it were just a matter of Cleverbot recycling things users have said to him, there would be a lot more typos. or are the sort of people who are likely to talk to a computer program, the same sort of people who tend to double-check before they hit send?

Cleverbot just randomly brought up Spongebob. Should I be scared?

I think we need to just keep talking to Cleverbot until one of us gets another one of us. Then we'll know if it's something we said in the past or something we're saying now.

Yeah, that's part of why I tried to fire off several wordy and specific entries.

I feel like, if it were just a matter of Cleverbot recycling things users have said to him, there would be a lot more typos. or are the sort of people who are likely to talk to a computer program, the same sort of people who tend to double-check before they hit send?

They could easily do a spellcheck on what users post to Cleverbot's page and just throw out the bad stuff.

I think we need to just keep talking to Cleverbot until one of us gets another one of us. Then we'll know if it's something we said in the past or something we're saying now.

Someone on the Internet claims to have done that, actually. He and his wife spent an hour trying to talk to each other, and it finally happened.

User: Great album. Great concert movie. Have you ever seen it? I have, and everybody gets up and dances in the aisles, like it's a real concert.

Cleverbot: Well said.

That's totally a chatbot thing to say.

I think it's putting up things and then based on trigger words coming up with an acceptable response. Also, I corrected it's spelling and got "if you say so."