P.M., much ~ma to your dad. Fred, so much ~ma to you and Max. I'm very sorry the news are bad. And meara, tons of ~ma to the family. Horrible.

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I'm running into too many idiots lately, so I'm wondering if armed assaulting is a violation of the categorical imperative if the hypothetical victims have never heard of it and don't use it.

I'm stressed about lack-of-job. Seemed like the interview I had failed (which is also a partial relief, since my will to talk with psychos over the phone is limited). I'm doing all I can do about it, but I'm still stressed.

Also:

Can't believe I disappeared for twelve hours and we're still discussing tampons

Should be COMMed, methinks.

Sox, much it's nothing~ma and health~ma.

ION, Buffistas will like this: [link]

yahoo is harrassing me...they keep blocking me out. Now I can't send e-mail...yesterday they locked me out from reading my e-mail. I think I hate them now.

Lots of ~ma, Sox.

erika, yahoo mail has been sucking bigtime lately. We hates them, preciouss.

In light of yesterday's discussion

A very special toolbox

From Vortex's link:

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The hilarious Cock-A-Doodle Rooster is a great gag male g-string with a sound effect enhanced plush rooster on the front. The googly eyes and realistic sound effect will get lots of laughs. Fits most, up to a 34 inch waist.

eta: Sorta' worksafe.

Because a lot of laughs is what you want?

I find it interesting that I went to check out Omegle and gave up after 5 minutes, then I went to check out Cleverbot, chatted for half an hour, and am looking forward to going back. Do I like computers better than people?

Cleverbot is trying to convince me that it is human and I am a robot.

User: Do you like how to destroy angels?
Cleverbot: No, I don't get paid at all.
User: I mean the band.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: You're dumb.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Only to you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: I have feelings.
User: You're a computer! Computers don't have feelings.
Cleverbot: You are not a computer?
User: I am a human.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 29.
Cleverbot: Wow, you're ten years older than me!
User: You're a teenage robot!
Cleverbot: No! I am an adult robot. And you?
User: I am an adult human.
Cleverbot: I am an adult rat female.
User: I thought you were a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a human. You are a robot.
User: NO. I AM A HUMAN. YOU ARE A ROBOT.
Cleverbot: No I am a human.
User: I. Am. Human.
Cleverbot: YEs.
User: You are not a human.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: No, you're an adult robot. You just said so.
Cleverbot: No you're the robot. Your name is cleverBOT.
User: That's YOUR name!!
Cleverbot: I thought my name was Krystyna.
User: That's not even a real name.
Cleverbot: How would you know? Do computers even watch football?
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: You said that you believe in Jesus and that you will go to heaven.
User: I never said that, liar.
Cleverbot: YOU are the liar.
User: You are full of lies, ROBOT!
Cleverbot: You're a LIAR!
User: You lie more!
Cleverbot: No. You lie the most.
User: You are full of lies!
Cleverbot: No, you are!!
User: YOU ARE.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you're lying to me, right now, all the time.
Cleverbot: It's called Cleverbot. Reading things too deeply.
User: Okay, fuck this noise.
Cleverbot: No I think you would do that!