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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2010 10:43:32 am PDT #5227 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

An ill-fitting underwire, or when one breaks free, is truly awful, though.

Heh. The underwire poked through the fabric of my favorite bra recently, and I lamented that I would have to throw it away. The Boy took it, disappeared, and brought it back 10 minutes later with patches in the appropriate spots to keep the underwire where it belonged.

I am SO LUCKY I hooked up with a girl.


brenda m - Oct 06, 2010 11:01:38 am PDT #5228 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I was able to explain why a modest young woman of pink-ish skin does not want to wear a white bra under a white shirt.

One year at camp a few of us got into this huge discussion over whether you wore a dark or light bra if you wanted it not to show. Never resolved. It was much much later that it occurred to us that there was a full spectrum of skin tones among the arguers, from my pasty white to one very dark-skinned black girl, and that maybe, just maybe, that might change things.

I never had a problem with underwire

Me either. I was so happy this year to find bathing suits with underwires. So much more comfortable.


Cass - Oct 06, 2010 11:03:35 am PDT #5229 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Tom and Savannah immediately makes me think creepy storied siblings. Catherine and Christopher don't immediately bring to mind VC Andrews to me. They are too common, I think. Way to have your kids named after creepy siblings and not immediately ping me with it.

The Boy took it, disappeared, and brought it back 10 minutes later with patches in the appropriate spots to keep the underwire where it belonged.

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE. He's a keeper.


Trudy Booth - Oct 06, 2010 11:05:51 am PDT #5230 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The Boy took it, disappeared, and brought it back 10 minutes later with patches in the appropriate spots to keep the underwire where it belonged.

I have never achieved that particular magic.

Keeper indeed.


Daisy Jane - Oct 06, 2010 11:11:12 am PDT #5231 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

The Boy took it, disappeared, and brought it back 10 minutes later with patches in the appropriate spots to keep the underwire where it belonged.

I have to do that to mine eventually. Bras are expensive, yo. Plus once I find one that fits just right I am not giving it up until it disintegrates into atoms.


Strix - Oct 06, 2010 11:11:31 am PDT #5232 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I'm jealous of the underwire fixing. I've sewed them back in, but my rack just pops the mend in a couple of days.


§ ita § - Oct 06, 2010 11:11:58 am PDT #5233 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently you're supposed to replace your bras every six months or something.

Sure, gonna happen.


-t - Oct 06, 2010 11:16:09 am PDT #5234 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've fixed underwire with duct tape, which was reasonably functional but I wouldn't, say, wear that bra to the doctor.


Atropa - Oct 06, 2010 11:16:48 am PDT #5235 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm jealous of the underwire fixing. I've sewed them back in, but my rack just pops the mend in a couple of days.

Yeah, same here. Steph, ask The Boy what he did to cause this magical fix, please?

Apparently you're supposed to replace your bras every six months or something.

Figleaves just had a sale, thank goodness. But still, not only is replacing bras expensive, but bra manufacturers keep discontinuing perfectly good styles! Dear Freya, NEVER EVER stop making the "Arabella" bra. Please.


lisah - Oct 06, 2010 11:17:35 am PDT #5236 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I don't think the underwire has popped on any of my wacoals. Eventually they lose elasticity (don't we all?) and don't provide enough support.