I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.

Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Oct 06, 2010 11:16:48 am PDT #5235 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm jealous of the underwire fixing. I've sewed them back in, but my rack just pops the mend in a couple of days.

Yeah, same here. Steph, ask The Boy what he did to cause this magical fix, please?

Apparently you're supposed to replace your bras every six months or something.

Figleaves just had a sale, thank goodness. But still, not only is replacing bras expensive, but bra manufacturers keep discontinuing perfectly good styles! Dear Freya, NEVER EVER stop making the "Arabella" bra. Please.


lisah - Oct 06, 2010 11:17:35 am PDT #5236 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I don't think the underwire has popped on any of my wacoals. Eventually they lose elasticity (don't we all?) and don't provide enough support.


Volans - Oct 06, 2010 11:18:55 am PDT #5237 of 30000
move out and draw fire

I could totally meara this conversation, but, links first:

Small group use of groupon: [link]

While tampons can plug toilets, underwires can short out heating elements on dryers.

And yes, tampons can get rid of those pesky hymen tissues. My dad never asked why I passed out in the bathroom and landed amongst all the brooms and vaccuum cleaners. Thankfully.


smonster - Oct 06, 2010 11:19:12 am PDT #5238 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Eventually they lose elasticity (don't we all?) and don't provide enough support.

That's what's happening to my Le Mystere bras, of which I have two (each about five years old) and wear almost every day. Damn straps won't stay up.


Laga - Oct 06, 2010 11:35:49 am PDT #5239 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Sometimes you're just sitting in front of the computer minding your own business and your roommate brings you bacon. Thanks bacon fairy!


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 06, 2010 12:00:25 pm PDT #5240 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Can't believe I disappeared for twelve hours and we're still discussing tampons. (People who like reusable stuff: I recommend sea sponge tampons.)


DavidS - Oct 06, 2010 12:04:37 pm PDT #5241 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I recommend sea sponge tampons.

I didn't even know this was a thing. I immediately flashed on Spongebob.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Oct 06, 2010 12:08:46 pm PDT #5242 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I immediately flashed on Spongebob.

...

You're aware I'll never be able to use them again, yes?


NoiseDesign - Oct 06, 2010 12:11:13 pm PDT #5243 of 30000
Our wings are not tired

Whoooo lives in a...

Yeah, I can't finish that.


Connie Neil - Oct 06, 2010 12:13:49 pm PDT #5244 of 30000
brillig

As if I didn't have enough Spongebob issues . . .