Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I could totally meara this conversation, but, links first:
Small group use of groupon: [link]
While tampons can plug toilets, underwires can short out heating elements on dryers.
And yes, tampons can get rid of those pesky hymen tissues. My dad never asked why I passed out in the bathroom and landed amongst all the brooms and vaccuum cleaners. Thankfully.
Eventually they lose elasticity (don't we all?) and don't provide enough support.
That's what's happening to my Le Mystere bras, of which I have two (each about five years old) and wear almost every day. Damn straps won't stay up.
Sometimes you're just sitting in front of the computer minding your own business and your roommate brings you bacon. Thanks bacon fairy!
Can't believe I disappeared for twelve hours and we're still discussing tampons. (People who like reusable stuff: I recommend sea sponge tampons.)
I recommend sea sponge tampons.
I didn't even know this was a thing. I immediately flashed on Spongebob.
I immediately flashed on Spongebob.
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You're aware I'll never be able to use them again, yes?
Whoooo lives in a...
Yeah, I can't finish that.
As if I didn't have enough Spongebob issues . . .
I have to work with him.
Yeah, I can't finish that.
Yes you can. And you can even do it without breaking meter.