What the...buh...I don't...but the...
THAT.
ION. The Awesome Thing I Can't Talk About will have an Awesome (double meaning of awesome, actually. I'm kind of frightened already) Meeting with me next week to see if we can make The Awesome Thing come true.
I'm trying not to freak out, but I'm actually somewhat more worried about what you'll make up from my codes.
I started to type, "sexy zombie" when I realized there probably already is a sexy zombie costume. Google says yes.
I thought about sexy Margaret Sanger, but I'm afraid that would come across as slutty flapper.
Sexy Rotting Zombie?
Edit: oh! oh! Sexy Dalek!
Sexy Antonin Scalia
Excuse me while I go poke out my eyes.
But see, at least all of those are HUMAN BEINGS.
And I thought of that in terms of Ann Coulter, or as a reason not to go as her.
Edit: oh! oh! Sexy Dalek!
That's been done a fair amount. Here's a worksafe one:
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Look at NSFW sexy Daleks at your own risk.
eta: Changed the link because the first one was broken