I suppose it would be totally not helpful if I gave in to the urge to hunt down that other author, and write unfavorable reviews for her stuff on Amazon and B&N.... right? Only enrage her further rather than humbling her and making her fold in on herself?

License~ma for Joe.

I suppose it would be totally not helpful if I gave in to the urge to hunt down that other author, and write unfavorable reviews for her stuff on Amazon and B&N.... right?

Seriously, this could backfire.

Note to self: Don't use the phrase bad, no cookie in front of the 2 year old because he will then repeat the word cookie until he gets one.

Would the word "biscuit" have the same effect?

License-ma for Joe!!!

Would the word "biscuit" have the same effect?

Oooh, maybe I'll make gluten-free biscuits today and have biscuits & gravy for dinner!

Welcome to my stream of consciousness.

Also, god DAMN my mouth hurts as the numbness is wearing off! I think I may take half a pill from my percocet stash, because the pain is just laughing at the ibuprofen.

In conclusion, hey, Friday.

Yeah, much as the idea of trashing her review-wise is tempting, it's a bad, bad idea. Especially since she hasn't had any recent releases, so it's not as if her books on the radar right now.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

Which I took as a good sign.

Ugh. I've got a sore throat and feel all ick. Really don't want to teach this afternoon. But I already took a day off for Rosh Hashanah, so I can't really take another day off unless I'm in the hospital or something.

Yeah, much as the idea of trashing her review-wise is tempting, it's a bad, bad idea. Especially since she hasn't had any recent releases, so it's not as if her books on the radar right now.

Still, it is a lot of fun to think about.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

This is even more fun to think about.

Ugh. I've got a sore throat and feel all ick.

This is not fun to think about. Feel better, Hil.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

We like him.

I just got to work and yet? Ready for this day to be over. ::sigh::

Wait, you have to take a sick day for a religious holiday? That doesn't seem right.

Wait, you have to take a sick day for a religious holiday? That doesn't seem right.

I don't have official sick days. I'm just supposed to be here.