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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2010 7:17:06 am PDT #3015 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suppose it would be totally not helpful if I gave in to the urge to hunt down that other author, and write unfavorable reviews for her stuff on Amazon and B&N.... right?

Seriously, this could backfire.


Frankenbuddha - Sep 17, 2010 7:27:22 am PDT #3016 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Note to self: Don't use the phrase bad, no cookie in front of the 2 year old because he will then repeat the word cookie until he gets one.

Would the word "biscuit" have the same effect?

License-ma for Joe!!!


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2010 7:29:26 am PDT #3017 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Would the word "biscuit" have the same effect?

Oooh, maybe I'll make gluten-free biscuits today and have biscuits & gravy for dinner!

Welcome to my stream of consciousness.

Also, god DAMN my mouth hurts as the numbness is wearing off! I think I may take half a pill from my percocet stash, because the pain is just laughing at the ibuprofen.

In conclusion, hey, Friday.


Barb - Sep 17, 2010 7:32:22 am PDT #3018 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yeah, much as the idea of trashing her review-wise is tempting, it's a bad, bad idea. Especially since she hasn't had any recent releases, so it's not as if her books on the radar right now.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

Which I took as a good sign.


Hil R. - Sep 17, 2010 7:35:51 am PDT #3019 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. I've got a sore throat and feel all ick. Really don't want to teach this afternoon. But I already took a day off for Rosh Hashanah, so I can't really take another day off unless I'm in the hospital or something.


WindSparrow - Sep 17, 2010 7:38:56 am PDT #3020 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Yeah, much as the idea of trashing her review-wise is tempting, it's a bad, bad idea. Especially since she hasn't had any recent releases, so it's not as if her books on the radar right now.

Still, it is a lot of fun to think about.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

This is even more fun to think about.

Ugh. I've got a sore throat and feel all ick.

This is not fun to think about. Feel better, Hil.


smonster - Sep 17, 2010 7:45:44 am PDT #3021 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I just spoke with my mom's longtime attorney who, after he laughed hysterically, said, "I don't give a FUCK who she says she is, I'm gonna wipe the floor with her ass."

We like him.

I just got to work and yet? Ready for this day to be over. ::sigh::


Laga - Sep 17, 2010 7:50:24 am PDT #3022 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Wait, you have to take a sick day for a religious holiday? That doesn't seem right.


Hil R. - Sep 17, 2010 7:51:35 am PDT #3023 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Wait, you have to take a sick day for a religious holiday? That doesn't seem right.

I don't have official sick days. I'm just supposed to be here.


Laga - Sep 17, 2010 7:57:52 am PDT #3024 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

but... what if you get sick?

Not that I haven't been there. I used to work at a place where if you were sick you had to find someone to cover for you and if nobody could cover- you worked sick. Still doesn't seem right.