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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Sep 16, 2010 6:34:55 pm PDT #2962 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That sounds utterly insane, Barb. I hope it isn't too much of a nuisance.


Liese S. - Sep 16, 2010 6:36:41 pm PDT #2963 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Barb that`s ridiculous. And it`s not like that name just belongs to one person. Plus, it`s YOUR NAME!
 
UPS/USPS causes me problems. I need to be able to specify which one, because obviously only USPS can go to my post office box, but also only UPS/Fedex can go to my street address. I`m so rural that the post office won`t deliver to me. And I`m paranoid enough that I quit fighting for it at some point, figuring that`s one less database I`ll be in. Google maps knows where I am, though.


Nicole - Sep 16, 2010 6:38:51 pm PDT #2964 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!

Well, yes, because there's never been a single author out there that shared a first name with another author. WTF?

Aimee, I hope your co-leader accepted your apology.

Yay for Drew being home, where he belongs. Now heal, damn it.


brenda m - Sep 16, 2010 6:39:20 pm PDT #2965 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It has to do with the first name of my pen name. And the fact that my new website features it prominently. And there's another writer with the same first name who has taken umbrage. And is tossing around words like trademark and infringement and the like because she's an attorney and thinks that's gonna scare me.

Hasn't she tried to fuck with you before?

Ass her in the ear.


Barb - Sep 16, 2010 6:40:40 pm PDT #2966 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Hasn't she tried to fuck with you before?

Yes she has.

Ass her in the ear.

I was entertaining visions of rusty chainsaws, sans lube, in unmentionable places.

Sideways.


Strix - Sep 16, 2010 6:42:53 pm PDT #2967 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

No shit, Barb. Fuck that noise. It's a name -- your LEGAL name.

What a bitch.

Google-fu! Found her! Take her single-rose posin' ass DOWN.


meara - Sep 16, 2010 6:51:49 pm PDT #2968 of 30000

Well, yes, because there's never been a single author out there that shared a first name with another author. WTF?

Um, this. Exactly. WTF, lady? Also, it's not like you haven't ALREADY BEEN PUBLISHED UNDER THAT NAME. You ...can't... cease and desist using it. Duh.


Barb - Sep 16, 2010 6:55:02 pm PDT #2969 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

She's apparently quite offended by my promotional efforts. And my good reviews. Or something.

I just... you know, when it comes down to it, I simply do not get this sort of maliciousness. I can be a mean bitch, admittedly, but I don't ever set out with the intent to hurt anyone or damage them.

I literally have NEVER done anything to this woman, ever, that would warrant this sort of unprovoked attack.

I am NOT pleased.


omnis_audis - Sep 16, 2010 6:55:12 pm PDT #2970 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Make sure she pays your legal fees when you win!


smonster - Sep 16, 2010 7:06:28 pm PDT #2971 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Who the fuck does she think she is, McDonald's?