Hasn't she tried to fuck with you before?
Yes she has.
Ass her in the ear.
I was entertaining visions of rusty chainsaws, sans lube, in unmentionable places.
Sideways.
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Sep 16, 2010 6:40:40 pm PDT #2966 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Strix - Sep 16, 2010 6:42:53 pm PDT #2967 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
No shit, Barb. Fuck that noise. It's a name -- your LEGAL name.
What a bitch.
Google-fu! Found her! Take her single-rose posin' ass DOWN.
meara - Sep 16, 2010 6:51:49 pm PDT #2968 of 30000
Well, yes, because there's never been a single author out there that shared a first name with another author. WTF?
Um, this. Exactly. WTF, lady? Also, it's not like you haven't ALREADY BEEN PUBLISHED UNDER THAT NAME. You ...can't... cease and desist using it. Duh.
Barb - Sep 16, 2010 6:55:02 pm PDT #2969 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
She's apparently quite offended by my promotional efforts. And my good reviews. Or something.
I just... you know, when it comes down to it, I simply do not get this sort of maliciousness. I can be a mean bitch, admittedly, but I don't ever set out with the intent to hurt anyone or damage them.
I literally have NEVER done anything to this woman, ever, that would warrant this sort of unprovoked attack.
I am NOT pleased.
omnis_audis - Sep 16, 2010 6:55:12 pm PDT #2970 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Make sure she pays your legal fees when you win!
smonster - Sep 16, 2010 7:06:28 pm PDT #2971 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Who the fuck does she think she is, McDonald's?
Vortex - Sep 16, 2010 7:20:54 pm PDT #2972 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
But I really wonder what one will do with a bunch of keychains that also work for supermarket carts (I don't do the shopping here - and when I shop, I mostly try to avoid the chains. And when I do, I go with a bag of my own), hideous napkins from the 80's, various brochures, some knock-offs jewelry on every condition but "intact" which I wouldn't like anyway and a whole lot of knick knacks.
that's the beauty of freecycle. I don't know what people do with the shit I don't care about, but you never know what people can use.
But I really wonder what one will do with a bunch of keychains that also work for supermarket carts (I don't do the shopping here - and when I shop, I mostly try to avoid the chains. And when I do, I go with a bag of my own), hideous napkins from the 80's, various brochures, some knock-offs jewelry on every condition but "intact" which I wouldn't like anyway and a whole lot of knick knacks.
no, she won't actually complain about her decision because that would be admitting that she was wrong. She will complain about the result, though.
And there's another writer with the same first name who has taken umbrage.
oh, I remember that crazy bitch.
Barb - Sep 16, 2010 7:27:48 pm PDT #2973 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Vortex, insent.
WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2010 7:28:29 pm PDT #2974 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Crappity, Barb. For your namesake foe, I say we duck tape her to Hil's former advisor, and drop 'em in a vat of used engine grease.
WindSparrow - Sep 16, 2010 7:31:56 pm PDT #2975 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Really big vat, steep sides, enough oil to make things really slippery, but not enough to drown those delightful personages and so release them from their misery.