My heart expands / 'tis grown a bulge in't / inspired by / your beauty effulgent.

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Sep 16, 2010 12:37:33 pm PDT #2935 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Glad you are home to heal, Drew. It must be such a relief.


Shir - Sep 16, 2010 12:39:28 pm PDT #2936 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Freecycle has been a godsend for that kind of shit. I don't know if you have it in Israel, though.

Not that I know.

But I really wonder what one will do with a bunch of keychains that also work for supermarket carts (I don't do the shopping here - and when I shop, I mostly try to avoid the chains. And when I do, I go with a bag of my own), hideous napkins from the 80's, various brochures, some knock-offs jewelry on every condition but "intact" which I wouldn't like anyway and a whole lot of knick knacks.

I now wonder what I have done to deserve this, and why she won't listen when I'm telling her that I love her, but really don't like all of these things.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2010 1:12:33 pm PDT #2937 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Welcome home, Drew! I want you to promise you'll never do that again.


Ginger - Sep 16, 2010 1:25:50 pm PDT #2938 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay, home! Could the Buffistas now stay out of hospitals, except for having babies?

Honestly, I am so tired of my mother calling me and asking me for advice or what I think and then not fucking listening. I wish that she would stop wasting my time. We've been talking about this for 20 minutes, she asks me what I think, and then tries to tell me I'm wrong.

Does she ask you about something over and over, then do something else, and then complain about how nothing ever goes right for her?


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2010 1:29:57 pm PDT #2939 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Drew!!!! I am so glad you are home!

I want you to promise you'll never do that again.

And this. Srsly.


Spidra Webster - Sep 16, 2010 2:11:41 pm PDT #2940 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Wow, there actually *are* Freecycle groups in Israel! [link]

Ashkelon (Israel, Israel) Haifa Freecycle (Israel, Israel) Herzliya (Israel, Israel) Tel Aviv (Israel, Israel) Yokneam Ilit (Israel, Israel) Zichron Yaakov - Alona (Israel, Israel)


Ginger - Sep 16, 2010 2:12:42 pm PDT #2941 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Apparently, furniture made by shop-class dropouts is more manly [link] I found this article a very strange take on gender roles.


Zenkitty - Sep 16, 2010 2:24:10 pm PDT #2942 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Glad you're home and eating, Drew!


amych - Sep 16, 2010 2:25:09 pm PDT #2943 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I found this article a very strange take on gender roles.

Not to mention class. I think I got privilege ick on me.


Atropa - Sep 16, 2010 2:28:45 pm PDT #2944 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Not to mention class. I think I got privilege ick on me.

hands you a lace-edged handkerchief

Yeah, there was a LOT of privilege nonsense going on in there.