Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Sep 16, 2010 1:12:33 pm PDT #2937 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Welcome home, Drew! I want you to promise you'll never do that again.


Ginger - Sep 16, 2010 1:25:50 pm PDT #2938 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Yay, home! Could the Buffistas now stay out of hospitals, except for having babies?

Honestly, I am so tired of my mother calling me and asking me for advice or what I think and then not fucking listening. I wish that she would stop wasting my time. We've been talking about this for 20 minutes, she asks me what I think, and then tries to tell me I'm wrong.

Does she ask you about something over and over, then do something else, and then complain about how nothing ever goes right for her?


ChiKat - Sep 16, 2010 1:29:57 pm PDT #2939 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Drew!!!! I am so glad you are home!

I want you to promise you'll never do that again.

And this. Srsly.


Spidra Webster - Sep 16, 2010 2:11:41 pm PDT #2940 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Wow, there actually *are* Freecycle groups in Israel! [link]

Ashkelon (Israel, Israel) Haifa Freecycle (Israel, Israel) Herzliya (Israel, Israel) Tel Aviv (Israel, Israel) Yokneam Ilit (Israel, Israel) Zichron Yaakov - Alona (Israel, Israel)


Ginger - Sep 16, 2010 2:12:42 pm PDT #2941 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Apparently, furniture made by shop-class dropouts is more manly [link] I found this article a very strange take on gender roles.


Zenkitty - Sep 16, 2010 2:24:10 pm PDT #2942 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Glad you're home and eating, Drew!


amych - Sep 16, 2010 2:25:09 pm PDT #2943 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I found this article a very strange take on gender roles.

Not to mention class. I think I got privilege ick on me.


Atropa - Sep 16, 2010 2:28:45 pm PDT #2944 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Not to mention class. I think I got privilege ick on me.

hands you a lace-edged handkerchief

Yeah, there was a LOT of privilege nonsense going on in there.


Maria - Sep 16, 2010 2:31:56 pm PDT #2945 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Welcome home, Drew!

Vortex, ugh. I'm sorry you have to deal with this.


Steph L. - Sep 16, 2010 3:01:29 pm PDT #2946 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Drew is home! Woot!!!

ION, does anyone use a Halti to walk their dog? And does your dog tolerate it? Because Kato, who is otherwise a Good Dog, constantly paws at it and tries to escape-artist his way out and I have no idea what to do to convince him to behave.