there was a story in the paper not too long ago about a woman who was on a safari ride and was bitten by a camel.
Was the woman someone's sister?
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Aug 09, 2011 8:16:01 am PDT #27312 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Aug 09, 2011 8:17:04 am PDT #27313 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Happy birthday, Empress!
I wish upon you this camel!
Matilda and I were riding the carousel at GG Park yesterday and were admiring it.
Laga - Aug 09, 2011 8:18:17 am PDT #27314 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ooh, nice camel.
sumi - Aug 09, 2011 8:30:48 am PDT #27315 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!
Happy Birthday, Aims.
Kate P. - Aug 09, 2011 8:33:01 am PDT #27316 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Seska, so glad to see you checking in! We're all thinking of you and everyone affected by the riots. So scary.
beekaytee - Aug 09, 2011 9:00:27 am PDT #27317 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Happy birthday Aims. Glitter, glam and giggles to ya.
smonster - Aug 09, 2011 9:53:00 am PDT #27318 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
No shit, Sail. Nora, I hope your Crxy Tenant stress is over in like, a day.
Send the next check certified, if you have to send a second one. Stupid beeyotch. (NOT YOU!!!)
Word and WORD.
Happy Birthday, O Empress my Empress!!
::climbs on a desk::
And I have posted the ugly sofa bed on CL for free. Hopefully, someone comes and takes it away soonly!
If CL doesn't work, try Freecycle!
SO. Y'all. I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job. And I think I just might have convinced the interviewer of that. Really, I am generally cautious about such things out of superstition, but I ACED THE FUCK OUTTA THAT SHIT. It was just awesome people talking about awesome things. I was a little worried about the decon assessment, but I rocked that, too. He was a little worried that I was hoping for an office job (this is mostly field work) and I was like "oh honey no." Everything he brought up, I had a story of how I'd resolved a similar situation.
I'm through to the second round, I know. I have to send in salary requirements (bleccch, he wouldn't even give me a hint) so I need to crunch numbers today. The 2nd interview with his boss should happen sometime this week. They want the position to start ASAP.
I really, truly, honestly don't know how I could have interviewed any better. That is a new experience for me.
As for my roommate, they like her and want to hire her, but her availability may not match up with what they need.
StW has 3 hrs to go on his boards!! Thanks for all the ~ma, I love knowing the good energy is out there in the universe for me and my peeps.
Tom Scola - Aug 09, 2011 9:55:18 am PDT #27319 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Go smonster!!
Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 9:57:33 am PDT #27320 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job.
I love this sentence. Go you!
Barb - Aug 09, 2011 10:10:50 am PDT #27321 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I echo P-C's sentiments heartily! Go smonster wit yo mad interviewing skillz!