I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job.
I love this sentence. Go you!
Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?
Willow ,'Empty Places'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 9:57:33 am PDT #27320 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Barb - Aug 09, 2011 10:10:50 am PDT #27321 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I echo P-C's sentiments heartily! Go smonster wit yo mad interviewing skillz!
Ginger - Aug 09, 2011 10:12:03 am PDT #27322 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job.
Try not to kill random people with the same name.
Yay interview! I hate salary requirements. It's like "Guess a number between 1 and 10." "Five." "No, that's not it."
Kate P. - Aug 09, 2011 10:12:47 am PDT #27323 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Woot smonster!! That's such a great feeling! Yay for you!
Nora Deirdre - Aug 09, 2011 10:16:25 am PDT #27324 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I'm through to the second round, I know. I have to send in salary requirements (bleccch, he wouldn't even give me a hint) so I need to crunch numbers today.
Take what you were making at your old job (or what you should have been making) and round it up another $3-5K, depending on if there's an increased scope of work at this place. I don't know if this is the best advice, but it's pretty much what I do. I might be underselling myself though.
beekaytee - Aug 09, 2011 10:19:10 am PDT #27325 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
- o / * Big YAY, smonster. SupahStah!
Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2011 10:27:26 am PDT #27326 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Cyborg!smonster, that's so exciting! Damn, girl. You are a Competent Professional(tm) tempting potential employers with your desirable skillz.
Laga - Aug 09, 2011 10:27:38 am PDT #27327 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
you rock, smonster. Another option is to come back with a salary range.
Atropa - Aug 09, 2011 10:41:56 am PDT #27328 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Go smonster! I am so excited for you!
Barb - Aug 09, 2011 10:53:30 am PDT #27329 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”