We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Aug 09, 2011 9:57:33 am PDT #27320 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job.

I love this sentence. Go you!


Barb - Aug 09, 2011 10:10:50 am PDT #27321 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

I echo P-C's sentiments heartily! Go smonster wit yo mad interviewing skillz!


Ginger - Aug 09, 2011 10:12:03 am PDT #27322 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am a cyborg sent from the future to have this job.

Try not to kill random people with the same name.

Yay interview! I hate salary requirements. It's like "Guess a number between 1 and 10." "Five." "No, that's not it."


Kate P. - Aug 09, 2011 10:12:47 am PDT #27323 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Woot smonster!! That's such a great feeling! Yay for you!


Nora Deirdre - Aug 09, 2011 10:16:25 am PDT #27324 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm through to the second round, I know. I have to send in salary requirements (bleccch, he wouldn't even give me a hint) so I need to crunch numbers today.

Take what you were making at your old job (or what you should have been making) and round it up another $3-5K, depending on if there's an increased scope of work at this place. I don't know if this is the best advice, but it's pretty much what I do. I might be underselling myself though.


beekaytee - Aug 09, 2011 10:19:10 am PDT #27325 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

  • o / * Big YAY, smonster. SupahStah!


Zenkitty - Aug 09, 2011 10:27:26 am PDT #27326 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cyborg!smonster, that's so exciting! Damn, girl. You are a Competent Professional(tm) tempting potential employers with your desirable skillz.


Laga - Aug 09, 2011 10:27:38 am PDT #27327 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

you rock, smonster. Another option is to come back with a salary range.


Atropa - Aug 09, 2011 10:41:56 am PDT #27328 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Go smonster! I am so excited for you!


Barb - Aug 09, 2011 10:53:30 am PDT #27329 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

OMG, Jilli-boots!

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